Rambly ramble and some fic
Okay so I wrote something inspired by this.
Because I love tormenting myself.
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“There are worse things to be thrown out of heaven for right?” Jet said later as they waited by reception for the necessary paper work.
Zuko sniffed, fixed his tie again and did not grace his partner with a reply.
They left through the front entrance, same way they came in all that time ago, consequently. Zuko glared holes through his feet as Jet shot a 100 Watt at a very affronted looking Saint Peter at ‘Arrivals’.
It was only on the escalator down to earth that Jet resumed his observation. “I mean seriously, it could have been way worse. If you think about it we got lucky-”
“Yes, because getting caught by Saint Peter was lucky!!” Zuko burst out, “Getting caught by Saint Peter and my Uncle? We must have hit the Jack pot!” he snorted, glad for once about the emptiness around their stairway.
He could feel it but it didn’t help Jet pointed out, grinning widely “Hey, you’ve gone red.”
“Shut up.”
“Don’t blame me for your lack of control! And I thought you were over random reverts these days?”
“Shut up.” Zuko ground out again, focusing on turning his skin tone back to a more natural shade and away from its current magenta.
He had managed most of it except of course the patch around his eye when Jet slung an over-friendly arm around his shoulders, jostling him.
“Lighten up fire-breath! At least it wasn’t your dad?”
Zuko had to concentrate very, very hard on his skin colour and just because of the mention of his father but because of what jet was doing. He was very warm against Zuko’s side and he swayed them back and forth, ironic as it was.
And was that his hand?
“Ow!”
A quick elbow to the ribcage was sufficient enough to dislodge his partner and his wandering digits.
“I can’t believe you got us thrown out of Heaven! After everything we did to get in, in the first place!” Zuko fumed pulling a piece of paper out of his pocket. He could see earth approaching from the corner of his good eye.
Jet rubbed his side sheepishly and tried to peek at the end of the trial” Zuko handed Jet the paper. “He has a priest friend we should look up if we want to start collecting heavens.”
Staring at the address Jet thought that Zuko must be used to his uncle having stranger friends than this ‘Garterbelt’ to not even bat-an eyelid.
Before they knew it they’d stepped off the escalator and into a busy city street. Jet looked around and whistled, looking more happy then he had any right to. He pulled out a stalk of grass from his belt and stuck it in his mouth.
“Daten City huh? Can’t be any worse than Ba Sing Se? How hard can it be to get ten thousand of those coins? We just kick some ghost butt- be back before you know it!” he tried flinging an arm around Zuko again but the angel side-stepped and began walking.
“Oh I’m sure we’ll be able to collect the heavens, it’s you I’m worried about.”
“Huh?” Jet was followed but got distracted looking around.
“You know they punish me more than you right?”
“Don’t the bastard always?”
“Jet!”
“He! Aang will forgive me! Even he doesn’t agree with how those council guys treat you!”
“That’s not the point! The point is that I’ve had more retractions place on me and you calling our punishers illegitimate is not helping!” However Zuko had what looked like the beginnings of a smile on his face.
“They’ve given me a ten thousand earth days of celibacy.”
Jet hadn’t been listening and went on in the same vein as before.
“Just because you’re the son of the devil-I mean I had my reservations at first too- but yu’ve earned your wings same as me, give the old coots no right- Wait...WHAT?? What does that mean?”
“Jet. That means no sex for the next ten thousand days.”
Zuko didn’t need to turn around to know what Jet’s horrified expression looked like or that the wheat stalk was most definitely out of Jet’s mouth.
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And that's as far as I got considering I wrote it before a THREE HOUR exam....during which I wrote a total of SEVENTEEN pages and now have some sort of Carpel Tunnel syndrome in my SHOULDER BLADE..... I should stop CAPITALIZING things now right?
So uh let me know if uh anyone actually wants more...I'll probably have random bits done anyhoo...but this crossover is so weird it probably wouldn't even exist if not for... you know that loverly fanart. And yes there is probably a back story there somewhere on how they actually got to heaven and how it has parallels wit h Avatar canon... and how Jet and Zuko ended up partners and ...uh together but I'm not gonna write that. Feel free to but I won't I'd rather try writing the UST 'no sex by the WILL OF HEAVEN' will create.... :D
I spent practically the whole day watching Young Justice, all of the seven episodes. I saw my little brother actually watching it on TV...but I was afraid he'd understand why I was Squeeing when Aqualad falls into Superboys arms so Youtube it was! :P
Do many people get introduced to Young Justice and the like by they're little brothers? I think so.... Anyway HE thinks the show is crap and only watches it because Batman of the Future isn't on. =_='
And also because we've both sworn off Ben10 Alien Force...(or what ever they call it these days...)
WallyxDick is sooo my OTP! (with a SPxRobin on the side) Dear lord there is so many video on youtube about it already!!
Yaaaay for new fandom that's not anime!
Talking of anime I watched "Girl who leapt through time" and "Summer wars" in the same day...that was a bad idea. Two words: Mind Blown
And very very unsatisfied, I suppose....Brilliant movies but seriously could they have been bigger teases??? I was practically in tears at the end of GWLTT ( gosh that's a moth full....)
Am off to read more from the Young Justice Prompt Post
I maybe late to the partaay but like there only seven episodes out so far so I'm not that late!