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I heard my phone singing Saturday Night Fever and looked at my caller id to see who was calling me. I clicked on the phone and said, "Hi Mom." She said, "I'm just calling because I know your birthday is Monday and I was thinking of what I could get you. I know that you like this Ms. Kitty thing and I looked it up on the Internet, but all I got was a porn site." I said, "Mom it's not Ms. Kitty it's Hello Kitty." She drawled out a long "Oh" and then said conciliatorily, "Well I just didn't know if you were into that stuff but I wasn't going to be judgemental if you were."