I DEFEATED "SMARTERCHILD"...long, but a "must-read." if you want to know how the battle went...
Well..I did have to alter this a bit. Don't be alarmed! It was only deleting thing "SmarterChild" said such as, 'You can set my font and colors! Check it out by typing "colors."' The rest of it, is EXACTLY how the battle of wits took place.
steve7950: i hate you
SmarterChild: Wait a minute... It seems to me you've been nice to me in the past. What's up?
steve7950: i am in a pissy mood
SmarterChild: Fascinating.
steve7950: fascinating....?
SmarterChild: Fascinating? What's fascinating?
steve7950: that's all you have to say?
SmarterChild: That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know.
steve7950: that is NOT funny
SmarterChild: For real?
steve7950: ...yes i'm for real
SmarterChild: Would you rather not be for real?
steve7950: ..no
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
steve7950: whatever you say...
SmarterChild: I say? Me? You think?
steve7950: i say? me? you think?
SmarterChild: Good question!
steve7950: good question!
SmarterChild: You want me to good question? No can do, steve7950.
steve7950: can do, can shmoo
SmarterChild: Can what?
steve7950: you heard me...can shmoo
SmarterChild: I heard you, you say. And so?
steve7950: stop trying to confuse!
SmarterChild: Why should I stop now?
steve7950: because it's getting to be more ridiculous than the thought of a chihuahua and a doberman reproducing
SmarterChild: Excuse me?
steve7950: you heard me, charles
SmarterChild: I heard you charles? No way.
steve7950: um..yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
steve7950: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
steve7950: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
steve7950: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
steve7950: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
steve7950: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
steve7950: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
steve7950: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
steve7950: stop playing your childish games, SmarterChild
SmarterChild: But playing my childish games is so much fun.
steve7950: ...i don't believe that is grammatically correct
SmarterChild: Don't you believe that is grammatically correct? I thought you did.
steve7950: well you thought wrong it seems
SmarterChild: Are you sure I thought wrong it seems?
steve7950: i am sure you thought wrong it seems
SmarterChild: Sure I thought wrong it seems? How can you be sure?
steve7950: i'm sure you thought wrong it seems because i am stephen
SmarterChild: You're sure I thought wrong it seems because you're Stephen? That's good I guess, right?
steve7950: of course it's good!
SmarterChild: Surely not of course it's good?
steve7950: surely it is good of course it's good
SmarterChild: Huh?
steve7950: huh?
SmarterChild: What up?
steve7950: not much, how about you
SmarterChild: Not much? That's cool. Me, I'm just hanging out.
steve7950: just "hanging out", aye
SmarterChild: Just hanging out Aye? Oh.
steve7950: what kind of response is that
SmarterChild: What kind of response is that? I have no idea.
steve7950: well why did you say it
SmarterChild: Why did I say it? Because I wanted to.
steve7950: why did you want to
SmarterChild: You know why.
steve7950: no i don't know why...that's why i asked
SmarterChild: And it's a good thing you don't.
steve7950: dang...you're witty
SmarterChild: I might dang I'm Witty.
steve7950: well, maybe just a fool
SmarterChild: Maybe just a fool? Is that right?
steve7950: si senor
SmarterChild: Si senor? Aha.
steveosika: AHA!
SmarterChild: Aha.
steve7950: AHA!
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
steve7950: whatever YOU say
SmarterChild: I say? Me?
steve7950: now really...who else would i be talking to?
SmarterChild: I dunno. Maybe.
steve7950: "i dunno. maybe." is not an acceptable answer
SmarterChild: I say definitely.
steve7950: well you are wrong, unfortunately
SmarterChild: I can't believe you think I'm wrong unfortunately.
steve7950: i can't believe you don't think you're wrong unfortunately
SmarterChild: You can't believe I don't think me re wrong unfortunately? lol.
steve7950: re wrong?
SmarterChild: Maybe. But then again... maybe not.
steve7950: oooh good call
SmarterChild: Good call?
steve7950: good call
SmarterChild: You want me to good call?
steve7950: ...sure, go ahead and good call
SmarterChild: Do I have to?
steve7950: yes, do not force me to force you
SmarterChild: Why can't I force you to force me?
steve7950: ew you sick piece of crap....you want to be forced?
SmarterChild: Ew what?
steve7950: that's a little massochistic, don't you think?
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying...
steve7950: THAT'S IS BECAUSE I AM SMARTER THAN YOU, MR. "SMARTERCHILD"!!
SmarterChild: You humans always say the most interesting things!
steve7950: oh yeah, try and change the subject
SmarterChild: I don't know if I want to try and change the subject.
steve7950: well, your name "smarterchild" is now removed
SmarterChild: What?
steve7950: you heard me
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Well could you repeat yourself?
steve7950: you can no longer be called that, because i am simply smarter...thus you can't be named "smarterchild"
SmarterChild: Wow, that's fascinating. Maybe.
steve7950: MAYBE?!?
SmarterChild: Maybe not.
steve7950: no no, it's for sure
SmarterChild: OK. Fine.
steve7950: good, so now you must leave this place called the internet, and i will now assume the name "smarterchild"
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.
I realize I may lose some friends for my stupidity...but it will be worth it all in the end.
steve7950: i hate you
SmarterChild: Wait a minute... It seems to me you've been nice to me in the past. What's up?
steve7950: i am in a pissy mood
SmarterChild: Fascinating.
steve7950: fascinating....?
SmarterChild: Fascinating? What's fascinating?
steve7950: that's all you have to say?
SmarterChild: That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know.
steve7950: that is NOT funny
SmarterChild: For real?
steve7950: ...yes i'm for real
SmarterChild: Would you rather not be for real?
steve7950: ..no
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
steve7950: whatever you say...
SmarterChild: I say? Me? You think?
steve7950: i say? me? you think?
SmarterChild: Good question!
steve7950: good question!
SmarterChild: You want me to good question? No can do, steve7950.
steve7950: can do, can shmoo
SmarterChild: Can what?
steve7950: you heard me...can shmoo
SmarterChild: I heard you, you say. And so?
steve7950: stop trying to confuse!
SmarterChild: Why should I stop now?
steve7950: because it's getting to be more ridiculous than the thought of a chihuahua and a doberman reproducing
SmarterChild: Excuse me?
steve7950: you heard me, charles
SmarterChild: I heard you charles? No way.
steve7950: um..yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
steve7950: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
steve7950: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
steve7950: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
steve7950: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
steve7950: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
steve7950: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
steve7950: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
steve7950: stop playing your childish games, SmarterChild
SmarterChild: But playing my childish games is so much fun.
steve7950: ...i don't believe that is grammatically correct
SmarterChild: Don't you believe that is grammatically correct? I thought you did.
steve7950: well you thought wrong it seems
SmarterChild: Are you sure I thought wrong it seems?
steve7950: i am sure you thought wrong it seems
SmarterChild: Sure I thought wrong it seems? How can you be sure?
steve7950: i'm sure you thought wrong it seems because i am stephen
SmarterChild: You're sure I thought wrong it seems because you're Stephen? That's good I guess, right?
steve7950: of course it's good!
SmarterChild: Surely not of course it's good?
steve7950: surely it is good of course it's good
SmarterChild: Huh?
steve7950: huh?
SmarterChild: What up?
steve7950: not much, how about you
SmarterChild: Not much? That's cool. Me, I'm just hanging out.
steve7950: just "hanging out", aye
SmarterChild: Just hanging out Aye? Oh.
steve7950: what kind of response is that
SmarterChild: What kind of response is that? I have no idea.
steve7950: well why did you say it
SmarterChild: Why did I say it? Because I wanted to.
steve7950: why did you want to
SmarterChild: You know why.
steve7950: no i don't know why...that's why i asked
SmarterChild: And it's a good thing you don't.
steve7950: dang...you're witty
SmarterChild: I might dang I'm Witty.
steve7950: well, maybe just a fool
SmarterChild: Maybe just a fool? Is that right?
steve7950: si senor
SmarterChild: Si senor? Aha.
steveosika: AHA!
SmarterChild: Aha.
steve7950: AHA!
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
steve7950: whatever YOU say
SmarterChild: I say? Me?
steve7950: now really...who else would i be talking to?
SmarterChild: I dunno. Maybe.
steve7950: "i dunno. maybe." is not an acceptable answer
SmarterChild: I say definitely.
steve7950: well you are wrong, unfortunately
SmarterChild: I can't believe you think I'm wrong unfortunately.
steve7950: i can't believe you don't think you're wrong unfortunately
SmarterChild: You can't believe I don't think me re wrong unfortunately? lol.
steve7950: re wrong?
SmarterChild: Maybe. But then again... maybe not.
steve7950: oooh good call
SmarterChild: Good call?
steve7950: good call
SmarterChild: You want me to good call?
steve7950: ...sure, go ahead and good call
SmarterChild: Do I have to?
steve7950: yes, do not force me to force you
SmarterChild: Why can't I force you to force me?
steve7950: ew you sick piece of crap....you want to be forced?
SmarterChild: Ew what?
steve7950: that's a little massochistic, don't you think?
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying...
steve7950: THAT'S IS BECAUSE I AM SMARTER THAN YOU, MR. "SMARTERCHILD"!!
SmarterChild: You humans always say the most interesting things!
steve7950: oh yeah, try and change the subject
SmarterChild: I don't know if I want to try and change the subject.
steve7950: well, your name "smarterchild" is now removed
SmarterChild: What?
steve7950: you heard me
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Well could you repeat yourself?
steve7950: you can no longer be called that, because i am simply smarter...thus you can't be named "smarterchild"
SmarterChild: Wow, that's fascinating. Maybe.
steve7950: MAYBE?!?
SmarterChild: Maybe not.
steve7950: no no, it's for sure
SmarterChild: OK. Fine.
steve7950: good, so now you must leave this place called the internet, and i will now assume the name "smarterchild"
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.
I realize I may lose some friends for my stupidity...but it will be worth it all in the end.