Dunkin Brings in The Freaks
For some reason I always have the weirdos walk up to me at work. Here's the 2 most bizarre:
This old man walks in and immediately barks at me "How are your locks?" Huh?
"I'm sorry?"
"Your locks! Your locks!"
"I'm sorry sir I don't understand what you mean."
"You don't have locks?"
"I don't think so."
"Then what the hell do you put on your bagels?"
"Cream cheese and butter."
"Do you have any cream soda?"
"No sir, all of our sodas are in the refrigerator right over there."
"You should get locks and cream soda here. Nice Jewish boys like that kind of stuff."
"I'm sure they do."
"They do!"
Then when he paid me with a $50 bill I had to check it for counterfiet.
"What the hell did you just do?!"
"I was checking your bill for counterfiet sir."
"Like I would give you a counterfiet bill."
"It's company policy to check every bill over $20."
Then today these two attractive young women came in and sauntered past everyone in line to order. Lucky for them They happend to be next without realizing it. One was more attractive than the other (i.e. big boobs, skimpy outfit, outrageous make-up). The lesser of the two opened up her mouth to order when the skimpy one held her hand in the other's face and said "I'm the superstar so I can order first!" They proceeded to giggle incessantly the entire time they were oredering as well. High at 7am, that's sad really.
Ta
This old man walks in and immediately barks at me "How are your locks?" Huh?
"I'm sorry?"
"Your locks! Your locks!"
"I'm sorry sir I don't understand what you mean."
"You don't have locks?"
"I don't think so."
"Then what the hell do you put on your bagels?"
"Cream cheese and butter."
"Do you have any cream soda?"
"No sir, all of our sodas are in the refrigerator right over there."
"You should get locks and cream soda here. Nice Jewish boys like that kind of stuff."
"I'm sure they do."
"They do!"
Then when he paid me with a $50 bill I had to check it for counterfiet.
"What the hell did you just do?!"
"I was checking your bill for counterfiet sir."
"Like I would give you a counterfiet bill."
"It's company policy to check every bill over $20."
Then today these two attractive young women came in and sauntered past everyone in line to order. Lucky for them They happend to be next without realizing it. One was more attractive than the other (i.e. big boobs, skimpy outfit, outrageous make-up). The lesser of the two opened up her mouth to order when the skimpy one held her hand in the other's face and said "I'm the superstar so I can order first!" They proceeded to giggle incessantly the entire time they were oredering as well. High at 7am, that's sad really.
Ta