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Dear Dreamy Vet,
Thank you for taking such good care of my Pinto Bean. I'm sorry she is such a spazz and tries to hide in my cleavage whenever she sees you. Please don't take it personally. Thank you for not judging me about the hideous length of Pinto's claws or the fact that I have put off taking her to a cardiologist for two years, and for congratulating me on doing something as simple as using monthly flea prevention. Also, you are very easy on the eyes and probably the nicest man I have ever met, so I really don't care that I just gave you over $200 for 20 minutes of your time.
Thank you for taking such good care of my Pinto Bean. I'm sorry she is such a spazz and tries to hide in my cleavage whenever she sees you. Please don't take it personally. Thank you for not judging me about the hideous length of Pinto's claws or the fact that I have put off taking her to a cardiologist for two years, and for congratulating me on doing something as simple as using monthly flea prevention. Also, you are very easy on the eyes and probably the nicest man I have ever met, so I really don't care that I just gave you over $200 for 20 minutes of your time.