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Dear Pinto,
You are the most useless dog ever. You sleep on the floor all night when I want you to snuggle with me, and wake me up at 7:30 with your incessant whining and scratching. When I take you out, you are afraid of the wet grass and don't want to get your paws wet, so you decide you don't need to go after all. No you are sprawled across the bed, drooling. What the hell is wrong with you?
me
PS - I know you're waiting for me to go to the bathroom so that you can pee on the floor. I just know it.
You are the most useless dog ever. You sleep on the floor all night when I want you to snuggle with me, and wake me up at 7:30 with your incessant whining and scratching. When I take you out, you are afraid of the wet grass and don't want to get your paws wet, so you decide you don't need to go after all. No you are sprawled across the bed, drooling. What the hell is wrong with you?
me
PS - I know you're waiting for me to go to the bathroom so that you can pee on the floor. I just know it.