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My virtual model looks like a fat fuck.
Someone random from middle school emailed me yesterday. I really don't remember her at all, but she stumbled onto my webpage somehow and felt the need to say hello. I'm vastly embarassed that I haven't updated that shit in so long. It looks like technicolor ass. Maybe that should be today's project. Apparently there used to be a rumor that my parents shaved my cats, and for that this girl (Erin) thought I was weird. Why the hell would they shave cats??? I am so confused. So we were talking on AIM last night and I realized how many people from middle school I don't remember. The only people who really stood out were the ones who were exceptionally mean to me, and I've forgotten about most of them by now. I don't know why she remembers so much about me ("I sat next to you in social studies in 7th grade") and I remember nothing about her whatsoever. Christi stands out, for being exceptionally mean and wearing white pants when she got her period, Jackie was an unholy bitch, Anna had no personality of her own, Mack was nice to me (and I remember being traumatized when he turned 13 because I thought he was so old), Cal did something dumb with an axe, Cedric was a spastic anorexic nerd, I had a crush on DJ (which I quickly changed my mind about when I found out his name was really Dale), and Joy... well, yeah, I wish I'd figured that one out a little sooner. Other than that, nothing. I've completely forgotten everyone and I don't really mind.
Bonnie called yesterday and it was sad.
Someone random from middle school emailed me yesterday. I really don't remember her at all, but she stumbled onto my webpage somehow and felt the need to say hello. I'm vastly embarassed that I haven't updated that shit in so long. It looks like technicolor ass. Maybe that should be today's project. Apparently there used to be a rumor that my parents shaved my cats, and for that this girl (Erin) thought I was weird. Why the hell would they shave cats??? I am so confused. So we were talking on AIM last night and I realized how many people from middle school I don't remember. The only people who really stood out were the ones who were exceptionally mean to me, and I've forgotten about most of them by now. I don't know why she remembers so much about me ("I sat next to you in social studies in 7th grade") and I remember nothing about her whatsoever. Christi stands out, for being exceptionally mean and wearing white pants when she got her period, Jackie was an unholy bitch, Anna had no personality of her own, Mack was nice to me (and I remember being traumatized when he turned 13 because I thought he was so old), Cal did something dumb with an axe, Cedric was a spastic anorexic nerd, I had a crush on DJ (which I quickly changed my mind about when I found out his name was really Dale), and Joy... well, yeah, I wish I'd figured that one out a little sooner. Other than that, nothing. I've completely forgotten everyone and I don't really mind.
Bonnie called yesterday and it was sad.