Damn You Autocorrect

[lillibet]

Tonight I texted B. that we were dining at Not Your Average Joe's because they would give 15% of our bill to the church tooth group. Er, youth group.

In response, B. sent me this link and I spent way too long cackling like a maniac.

I may have to make "lammergeier check my schedule" my catchphrase.

Comments

[miss_chance]

Damn You Auto Correct totally cracks me up! My favorite is

"Your mom and I are going to divorce next month."
"What?! Why?? Call me, Please!!"
"Disney. We're going to Disney."

[bedfull_o_books]

That was my favorite too.

[bedfull_o_books]

L's phone would consistently autocorrect hydrant to hydromoo....

We have started to call them hydromoos.

[anonymous]

Just don't serve me chicken flatulence for supper!

I haven't laughed so much since I first heard Bill Cosby's tonsils skit.

[bex77]

That was me... helps to LOG IN!

[minkrose]

I'd seen it before but I couldn't resist...

Andy and I laughed so hard at this one, my lungs hurt.
http://damnyouautocorrect.com/2625/when-moms-text/