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[lillianna]

i have come to the conclusion that next year at transformus, i will be a greeter. a greeter um...greets. :D *evil grin* someone who can answer your questions (or send you to the person who can) at the gate. the greeters are usually the first mysterians you see, aside from the gate keepers. the greeters get one of the most fun jobs in mysteria, and a flogger is required. *hehe* observe this photo. the fuzzy nipples woman (miss kitten) is head greeter, and she is doing what all greeters must do: spank the virgins*. (although, as a virgin, having your pants down for this is not required. lol) i'm sorry, i want to do it. :p and i even have the perfect outfit in mind for it. *mwa ha ha* (i also have my eye on this, as well as this and numerous others. i'm in great need of nighttime mysteria clothing.)

*virgin: aka "burn virgin", someone who hasn't been to a burn. in mysteria, you get a good flogging if you just hadn't been to transformus before.