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Crazy person in the mall omg!
First there was a woman's bloodcurdling scream, then outraged shouting. Something like "Goddamnit, you brats have fucked things up for me AGAIN! People trying to sodomize CHILDREN! I can't fucking believe it!"
A woman walked into my window's field of vision, still shouting and talking, and I realized to my dismay that she was alone. Shouting and talking to invisible companions. I reached for the phone to call security (she was making an ungodly amount of profane noise, and I didn't know what she'd do next). She looked into my window and locked eyes with me. Then walked IN. Oh goody.
I resignedly put the phone down. Oddly, after she entered my store, she calmed down immediately. Well, she was still talking a stream of nonsense, but no more screaming or shouting. She told me that someone tried to "sodomize" her in the hallway. That someone tried to make her have an orgasm! And she was hopping mad about it.
I said, "Who -- people out there??" thinking that maybe some pain-in-the-ass teenagers in the hallway had harassed her verbally, which her craziness translated into a physical violation. She said, darkly, "No." And didn't elaborate. So apparently it was the people in her head.
There was a bunch more nonsense, about how people were trying to rape her in public, and about how we have to bring purgatory back to earth, so it's not just heaven and hell, and how frankincense and myrrh are the way to accomplish this. Also about the demon in her apartment trying to possess her.
Then she went next door and told stellafresco pretty much the same stuff. Including that she screamed in order to scare away the people who were trying to make her have an orgasm. She remained calm, and finally left. Whew...
First there was a woman's bloodcurdling scream, then outraged shouting. Something like "Goddamnit, you brats have fucked things up for me AGAIN! People trying to sodomize CHILDREN! I can't fucking believe it!"
A woman walked into my window's field of vision, still shouting and talking, and I realized to my dismay that she was alone. Shouting and talking to invisible companions. I reached for the phone to call security (she was making an ungodly amount of profane noise, and I didn't know what she'd do next). She looked into my window and locked eyes with me. Then walked IN. Oh goody.
I resignedly put the phone down. Oddly, after she entered my store, she calmed down immediately. Well, she was still talking a stream of nonsense, but no more screaming or shouting. She told me that someone tried to "sodomize" her in the hallway. That someone tried to make her have an orgasm! And she was hopping mad about it.
I said, "Who -- people out there??" thinking that maybe some pain-in-the-ass teenagers in the hallway had harassed her verbally, which her craziness translated into a physical violation. She said, darkly, "No." And didn't elaborate. So apparently it was the people in her head.
There was a bunch more nonsense, about how people were trying to rape her in public, and about how we have to bring purgatory back to earth, so it's not just heaven and hell, and how frankincense and myrrh are the way to accomplish this. Also about the demon in her apartment trying to possess her.
Then she went next door and told stellafresco pretty much the same stuff. Including that she screamed in order to scare away the people who were trying to make her have an orgasm. She remained calm, and finally left. Whew...