I saw a pickup truck today with the following license plate:
4 HVN SX
Yeah, not with me.
Or maybe it was some prole's gift to a woman who had sex with him. Here ya go, honey! That there was worth a whole pickup truck! Only five previous owners and 190,000 miles on it. Much like yerself.
This reminds me of something else I meant to post about long ago: there was an awful-looking, beat up, half-rusted-out old van that
_boy_ and I saw on the highway once. It sported a scary yet hilarious bumper sticker:
DON'T LAUGH.
YOUR DAUGHTER COULD BE IN THE BACK.