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1. Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!
2.-What? He's a good kisser.
-He's your cousin.
-Yeah, but he's my first cousin.
-Right.
- So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins...
^thats like a convo between 2 people!
3.I tried my hardest to keep y'all apart, you just kept gettin' back together... and I'm the queen of connivin'.
4. Call me Girlfriend one more time.
5.Maybe it's a celebrity, coming to knit with you!
6. That's not a house, it's a whole 'hood!
7. See those dead plants? I planted those.
8. Look! A mosquito has chosen me as her perch. She's so beautiful. There's another one, and another. It's a whole flock. They like me. They're nuzzling my flesh with their noses. Now they're... they're... Aaaaaaaah!
9. Look, Yuan, Willie, whoever else is listening. You don't want me to be with Sarah and I can't change that. I don't know where we're gonna be in 10, 20, 40 years. I don't know who we're gonna be. I don't know if I'm ever gonna be able to give her all of this. There are a million things that I don't know. But there's one thing that I do. And that's that I love Sarah. And I am going to love her day in and day out for the rest of my life. Now, will you please... please... open the gate so I can tell that to my wife.
10.If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down.
11.'Children, I couldn't help monitoring your conversation. There's no mystery about Willy. Why, he simply disappeared. Now, let's have no more curiosity about this bizarre cover-up.'
12. I saw that in a nickelodeon once and I've always wanted to do it.
13. You know, kindergarten is like the ocean. You don't want to turn your back on it.
14. What is this, some sort of dork outreach program?
15.Do you think she woke up one morning and said: I think I'll go to law school today.
16. So speak up, America. Speak up for the home of the brave. Speak up for the land of the free gift with purchase. Speak up, America!
17. I'm sorry all I heard was blah blah blah I'm a dirty tramp
18. You want a piece of the Ungermeyer?
19. I'm gonna do my kind of dancin' with a great partner, who's not only a terrific dancer; somebody who's taught me that there are people willing to stand up for other people no matter what it costs them; somebody who's taught me about the kind of person I wanna be.
20. Hey, I finally downloaded the original Space Invaders. I'm talking quality 1981 graphics here.