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So I'm at work today, and Jake swears he saw a man walk into the kitchen. Which couldnt have happened, since there were 3 of us up front, who would have seen this person walk in. And out for that matter. So we're all trying to figure it out... and this is how it played out:
Rodger:"so do u think he was a customer?" Jake: "maybe, he had a menu in his hand" Rodger: "what was he doing?" Jake: "Just staring at me, then he ran away" Rodger:(something along the lines of) "okaayy psycho. hey everybody, jake is seeing leprechauns!" Jake: "It wasnt a leprechaun!" Me: "It was probably a ghost" Jake" No, it was a mexican" Rodger:"oh, of course. because mexicans cant be ghosts" Jake ponders this. haha i guess if u dont get it, u had to have been there. it was funny at the time. highlight of the weekend: cruisin up Central entrace with B, having these guys drive next to us the whole way, yelling that we were hot and they loved us. which turned to rubbing their nipples, which turned to some obscene gestures. B: "I bet they have the munchies and they're goin south of the border". then they pull off to go to taco bell. again, you had to be there.
So my last random story of the night... i fell across these stories that these little kids wrote online, and they are funny as heck. Random, but hilarious. Just read them, and the morals at the end.
goose goop
the penguin and the jacket
shark's meal