HAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Just got a call from Brown Forman. They want me to take the position. I am gonna call them tomorrow and let them know my decision. I am 99.9% sure I am gonna take it. 12 dollars an hour! w00t.
Oh yea, if you wanna know what my job description, I got two words for you: Nick Burns.