Sun, 01:06: RT @ chriscolfer: I wonder, in lieu of texting, if anyone ever sent drunk pigeon messages back in the day...
Sun, 01:06: RT @ IMKristenBell: Now all I taste is pee. "@ UberFacts: When you pee, a small amount of urine enters your mouth through the saliva glands."
Sun, 01:12: RT @ CauseWereGuys: The one thing I hate about Twitter is finishing an amazing tweet, having -1 characters left & having to decide what g ...
Sun, 01:12: RT @ feliciaday: On another note: Sloppy Joe burrito. Best idea? Or BEST idea?