Welcome to my online world...
This journal is 100% friends only. Nothing personal - there are just a few blasts from the pasts I have seen with livejournal accounts, and well... I don't really need confrontation. Not that I have anything to hide... I'm not even that interesting, unfortunately.
I don't take livejournal too personally. If you want to add me to read about my wonderous life, go for it. If you don't like me or disagree with my standpoints on issues, delete me. I don't really care. :) Likewise, I will add you back, and if I don't like you... the same thing goes. I do get along with a lot of different types of people, so I'm sure we'll hit it off famously... providing you're not a fucking moron.
Briefly, I am 21 years old, female, and straight. I think. I have a shitty job (which I am actually starting to like), and I work wonderous 2nd shift hours which leave me with almost no time whatsoever to myself. The time I do have is generally spent in front of the PC screen, or with my sexy.com boyfriend. I am lazy as hell. My aforementioned sexy.com boyfriend a guy named Matt, fully equipped with a large Polish sausage and two sexy Shiba Inu's. I spend my time doing basically nothing, and playing Medal of Honor like the loser that I am. I'm left-handed. I'm very tall. I've never smoked crack. I like Diet Sunkist. I prefer Coke over Pepsi. Burger King over McDonalds. I have a weird obsession with evil dictators. I'd rather spend a Friday night reading rather than partying until I puke.
- Some things you should know about me before adding me to your friends list:
- I'm a bitch.
- I'm extremely opinionated.
- I'm ALWAYS right ;)
- I speak my mind.
- I detest most people that feel the need to classify themselves as a lame stereotype, such as punk, goth, or emo.
- I do not read Anne Rice novels.
- I do not read entries on my friends page that are one long, run-on sentence full of typographical errors, misspellings, and grammatical mistakes.
- I yearn to own a gun, so I can run around shooting people.
- My motto in life is : "Don't knock it 'til you try it."
- Mama don't lick the anus.
- I am deeper than THOU.
- I listen to oldies music, and 80s hot hits.
- I frequently forget to pay my phone bill on time... but it's never been disconnected!
- I have a low tolerance for bullshit.
- I detest people that are inebriated in my presence.
- I feel the world would be a better place without eBay.com.
- I'd rather stay home and read on Friday nights than to go to a party and be around people that are fucking inebriated.
- Mama don't lick the anus, and Jaxie doesn't DANCE. ... EVER.
- I still giggle whilst watching Wayne's World.
- Despite what it looks like, I am not a hard ass. I'm actually a big, sensitive softy.
- I'm left-handed. I've lost many friends because of this.
- I detest people that think they are hard asses.
- I REALLY detest people that think they are hard asses when they are inebriated.
- I've said insensitive and cruel things about Eric Clapton before.
- Any joke involving HITLER is the best joke ever.
- I've said mean things about American Indians before.
- Sausage is underrated.
- Right now, AT THIS VERY MINUTE, I am pulling uninteresting bullshit out of my ass to insert into my LJ profile!
- If I lived in California, I'd vote for Arnold in a heartbeat. JINGLE ALL DE VAY!
- If you think I wouldn't like you, you're probably right.
PLEASE NOTE: I have a low tolerance to ANIME, HARRY POTTER FANATICS, wanna-be poets, and those that post a plethora of quizzes, song lyrics, and chat conversations. Once in a while is fine for every said thing... I just don't need to see it constantly. Save both of us the anguish.
Right.
You know the drill.
Attention!!! I have a PUBLIC journal on another journaling site (greatestjournal.com). To read my random public musings, click here!