The Matrix and more!
Attention Matrix fans!
Hi. My name is Jaxie, and I fucking HATE The Matrix. Sure, the first one was okay. When I say okay, I really mean that it was entertaining, but it is the. most. overrated. movie. of. all. time. This is NOT debatable.
The second movie in the series, unofficially titled Matrix: Oh my fucking GOD this sucks™ was one of the worst movies of the year.
Having said that, it's a wonder why everyone is posting in their journals about the final movie in the trilogy, commonly known as: Matrix: You have to be a fucking MORON to spend money to see this after how fucking BAD the last one was™.
Also - sorry, guys. Carrie Anne Moss is not attractive. She has a nice body in her leather pantsuit, but her face would scare the hounds off a fucking meatwagon. This is also not debatable.
Keanu "Duuuuuuuuude, there's a bomb on the bus!" Reeves needs to be taken out, raped anally, and then bludgeoned to death with a bagel. Again -- not debatable.
I'm sick of the Matrix. I'm sick and tired of the fight scenes every fucking movie has copied. I am sick of blue pills and red bills. I am sick of fucking LARRY FISHBURNE'S UGLY ASS FACE. I am sick of people talking about it like it's the greatest thing since the Holocaust.
Basically, what I'm saying is... if you like this trilogy, that's fine, that's your opinion. But...
I'm here to tell you... you're fucking wrong.™
Anyway, work was FUN! Went pretty fast. Had a good ol' time with Ed, Alan, and the rest of the boys... and my favorite hillbilly women, of course. William told me his entire life story. I'm so in love! :)
I'm more in love knowing that I have two full days off. w00t.
I'm really in love with my LJ lesbian lover, mascaria. She r0x0rs. Hardcore.com
And... I love m_s8 tons upon tons!
In fact... since I am so happy I have this weekend off... I love you ALL! Well, okay... maybe not. :P Night, all.
Hi. My name is Jaxie, and I fucking HATE The Matrix. Sure, the first one was okay. When I say okay, I really mean that it was entertaining, but it is the. most. overrated. movie. of. all. time. This is NOT debatable.
The second movie in the series, unofficially titled Matrix: Oh my fucking GOD this sucks™ was one of the worst movies of the year.
Having said that, it's a wonder why everyone is posting in their journals about the final movie in the trilogy, commonly known as: Matrix: You have to be a fucking MORON to spend money to see this after how fucking BAD the last one was™.
Also - sorry, guys. Carrie Anne Moss is not attractive. She has a nice body in her leather pantsuit, but her face would scare the hounds off a fucking meatwagon. This is also not debatable.
Keanu "Duuuuuuuuude, there's a bomb on the bus!" Reeves needs to be taken out, raped anally, and then bludgeoned to death with a bagel. Again -- not debatable.
I'm sick of the Matrix. I'm sick and tired of the fight scenes every fucking movie has copied. I am sick of blue pills and red bills. I am sick of fucking LARRY FISHBURNE'S UGLY ASS FACE. I am sick of people talking about it like it's the greatest thing since the Holocaust.
Basically, what I'm saying is... if you like this trilogy, that's fine, that's your opinion. But...
I'm here to tell you... you're fucking wrong.™
Anyway, work was FUN! Went pretty fast. Had a good ol' time with Ed, Alan, and the rest of the boys... and my favorite hillbilly women, of course. William told me his entire life story. I'm so in love! :)
I'm more in love knowing that I have two full days off. w00t.
I'm really in love with my LJ lesbian lover, mascaria. She r0x0rs. Hardcore.com
And... I love m_s8 tons upon tons!
In fact... since I am so happy I have this weekend off... I love you ALL! Well, okay... maybe not. :P Night, all.