Notes
This is a series that I started on a whim and think the I might have a lot of fun with it.
Title: Notes
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG (at this point)
Characters: Marauders, Evans and Snape
Summery: A collection of notes passed durring the Marauders time at Hogwarts starting from First Year.
Comments are ALWAYS appreciated.
YEAR ONE
The Making of Friends and Enemies Pt. 1/?
~Potions~
Hey Black
That prat from the train and that REALY annoying KNOW-IT-ALL are sitting together.
Potter,
Remind me WHY I care
SB
Black
Cause he’s not just nay prat… He’s a SLYTHRIN SLYTHERIN PRAT
P
Potter
Thank you ever so much for the enlightenment. I would have NEVER guess that he was Slytherin, the green and silver tie and the general air of skulkingness would never have hinted that he might be Slytherin, how ever shall I repay you???
SB
Black
You know you are an utter prat
P
Potter
Once again your powers of observation astound me.
SB
Black
HER associating with HIM makes OUR entire HOUSE look BAD
GET IT??????
P
Potter
Wow, Somebody really loves their capitals now don’t they? Fine then, since it’s a matter of house pride, what do you suggest we do? I know a nifty spell that will make their caldron disappear, just the caldron mind you, not what’s in it.
SB
Black
You are bloody BRILLIANT.
You have to teach me that spell, cause if you can modify it, methinks there might be some really nifty uses we might put it too.
P
Potter
You really do have a knack for this “State The Obvious” thing, don’t you?
Anyways, I’m going to do it but I need you to cause a bit of a distraction if we are to get away with it. I would say that Pudgy Boy and Toothpick would do nicely. After all TP looks about ready to bash PB’s head in with a caldron so the distraction might actually be a public service.
SB
Black
How was that?
P
Potter
Brilliant. You are worthy of my association. Didn’t know that Evans girl could shriek like that, pretty damn impressive if you ask me.
SB
Potter
I KNOW that you are responsible for this. That was horribly mean of you to prank us, not to mention embarrassing your own HOUSEMATES like that. You are on my List.
Evans
Potter
You’ll get yours.
Lily, are you all right?
Severus.
Sev,
I’m fine, more than a little mad but still fine. You didn’t get burned did you?
Lily
Lily,
No I’m fine. Do you know who did it? There’s no way that Potter knew that spell, it’s too advanced for someone of his mental capacity.
Severus
Sev,
No idea then, I was certain is was him (him smirking at us really didn’t help to prove his case)
Lily
PS. It wasn’t a Slytherin was it?
Lily,
No, too obvious to be a Slytherin. I think it was Black. Family is known for teaching their kids all sorts of spells at a young age.
But I agree with you that Potter was behind it.
He’s such a stuck-up prat.
Severus
Sev,
I didn’t think that Black was in league with him. I agree, Potter is little more than a show off and a bully. He acts like he own the school. Uh oh, Slughorn is glaring. Better stop now.
Lily
Black
I know this might seem forward, but since my notes are destroyed I was wondering if I could borrow yours since you seem to have gotten the potion right on the first try.
R J Lupin
Lupin
I don’t take notes
SB
Potter
What did the Amazing Duo want with you?
SB
Black
Apparently I’m now on a List (according to HER) and I think HE might try something stupid like hexing me.
Very unoriginal. I’m quite disappointed.
P
Black
You don’t take notes?
RJL
Lupin
Nah, too bothersome.
SB
Seriously a LIST???? That is Very Intimidating I am sure.
SB
It is. I shake with fear.
Looks like Slughorn wants to marry you. I would watch out.
P
Ms. Evans
I know this is very forward of me, however I VERY desperate. Because my potion is in ruins (though I have the feeling that it was doomed BEFORE Mr. Pettigrew seemed to have an uncontrollable need to dance and knock all over my notes) and my notes are too, I was wondering if I could, maybe, borrow your notes?
I really am begging here, cause I REALY can’t fall behind.
R J Lupin
I really can’t believe you don’t take notes… How did you get it RIGHT????
RJL
Lupin,
Don’t worry about it. You can borrow them, as long as I can borrow your notes on History of Magic. You were the only one still awake by the end of the class, I passed out somewhere in the middle.
Lily Evans
PS, You can call me Lily
Ummm…I don’t know. I’m just that good maybe? Look it’s not too hard, really. Just follow EVERY instruction. Otherwise BOOM
SB
Next is Herbology.
Wanna be partners?
P
Sure
SB
~Herbology~
It is stupid to be writing in dirt, you DO know that Potter right?
You are jealous of my BRILLIANCE
Your brilliance just got us DETENTION
The first of many
Probably
Hey what do you think about Pettigrew
PB? Nothing why
Because he seems to be following me
So
You are no help
And stupid
And you have DIRT on your nose
All lies
Call me James
Call me GOD
Prat
Jealous
Still a prat
Still Jealous
~Charms~
Hey how do you do the wand movement for this…I don’t get it
P
NEVER TELLING
SB
PS besides, how did you NOT get it? Shortwick only showed about a gazillion times before falling off the books.
Black
Didn’t you two lean ANYTHING from getting detention in both Herbology AND Transfiguration?
Not to mention losing the house about twelve points already
ON THE FIRST DAY
RJL
Other than what an utter prat you are?
Nope
SB
What’s Twiggy want?
P
Just being a wet Hipogryph Hipogrif Hippagreff blanket
SB
PS TWIGGY???? The hell???
Never mind, someone my mum worships…it’s a girl
P
Weird Wierd Weird
SB
Merlin HELP me, I will HEX you two into NOTHING if you don't STOP!!!!!!!!
I think we should stop.
SHE’s getting very angry
P
Have no idea why.
Fine
Talk at dinner
SB
Title: Notes
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG (at this point)
Characters: Marauders, Evans and Snape
Summery: A collection of notes passed durring the Marauders time at Hogwarts starting from First Year.
Comments are ALWAYS appreciated.
YEAR ONE
The Making of Friends and Enemies Pt. 1/?
~Potions~
Hey Black
That prat from the train and that REALY annoying KNOW-IT-ALL are sitting together.
Potter,
Remind me WHY I care
SB
Black
Cause he’s not just nay prat… He’s a SLYTHRIN SLYTHERIN PRAT
P
Potter
Thank you ever so much for the enlightenment. I would have NEVER guess that he was Slytherin, the green and silver tie and the general air of skulkingness would never have hinted that he might be Slytherin, how ever shall I repay you???
SB
Black
You know you are an utter prat
P
Potter
Once again your powers of observation astound me.
SB
Black
HER associating with HIM makes OUR entire HOUSE look BAD
GET IT??????
P
Potter
Wow, Somebody really loves their capitals now don’t they? Fine then, since it’s a matter of house pride, what do you suggest we do? I know a nifty spell that will make their caldron disappear, just the caldron mind you, not what’s in it.
SB
Black
You are bloody BRILLIANT.
You have to teach me that spell, cause if you can modify it, methinks there might be some really nifty uses we might put it too.
P
Potter
You really do have a knack for this “State The Obvious” thing, don’t you?
Anyways, I’m going to do it but I need you to cause a bit of a distraction if we are to get away with it. I would say that Pudgy Boy and Toothpick would do nicely. After all TP looks about ready to bash PB’s head in with a caldron so the distraction might actually be a public service.
SB
Black
How was that?
P
Potter
Brilliant. You are worthy of my association. Didn’t know that Evans girl could shriek like that, pretty damn impressive if you ask me.
SB
Potter
I KNOW that you are responsible for this. That was horribly mean of you to prank us, not to mention embarrassing your own HOUSEMATES like that. You are on my List.
Evans
Potter
You’ll get yours.
Lily, are you all right?
Severus.
Sev,
I’m fine, more than a little mad but still fine. You didn’t get burned did you?
Lily
Lily,
No I’m fine. Do you know who did it? There’s no way that Potter knew that spell, it’s too advanced for someone of his mental capacity.
Severus
Sev,
No idea then, I was certain is was him (him smirking at us really didn’t help to prove his case)
Lily
PS. It wasn’t a Slytherin was it?
Lily,
No, too obvious to be a Slytherin. I think it was Black. Family is known for teaching their kids all sorts of spells at a young age.
But I agree with you that Potter was behind it.
He’s such a stuck-up prat.
Severus
Sev,
I didn’t think that Black was in league with him. I agree, Potter is little more than a show off and a bully. He acts like he own the school. Uh oh, Slughorn is glaring. Better stop now.
Lily
Black
I know this might seem forward, but since my notes are destroyed I was wondering if I could borrow yours since you seem to have gotten the potion right on the first try.
R J Lupin
Lupin
I don’t take notes
SB
Potter
What did the Amazing Duo want with you?
SB
Black
Apparently I’m now on a List (according to HER) and I think HE might try something stupid like hexing me.
Very unoriginal. I’m quite disappointed.
P
Black
You don’t take notes?
RJL
Lupin
Nah, too bothersome.
SB
Seriously a LIST???? That is Very Intimidating I am sure.
SB
It is. I shake with fear.
Looks like Slughorn wants to marry you. I would watch out.
P
Ms. Evans
I know this is very forward of me, however I VERY desperate. Because my potion is in ruins (though I have the feeling that it was doomed BEFORE Mr. Pettigrew seemed to have an uncontrollable need to dance and knock all over my notes) and my notes are too, I was wondering if I could, maybe, borrow your notes?
I really am begging here, cause I REALY can’t fall behind.
R J Lupin
I really can’t believe you don’t take notes… How did you get it RIGHT????
RJL
Lupin,
Don’t worry about it. You can borrow them, as long as I can borrow your notes on History of Magic. You were the only one still awake by the end of the class, I passed out somewhere in the middle.
Lily Evans
PS, You can call me Lily
Ummm…I don’t know. I’m just that good maybe? Look it’s not too hard, really. Just follow EVERY instruction. Otherwise BOOM
SB
Next is Herbology.
Wanna be partners?
P
Sure
SB
~Herbology~
It is stupid to be writing in dirt, you DO know that Potter right?
You are jealous of my BRILLIANCE
Your brilliance just got us DETENTION
The first of many
Probably
Hey what do you think about Pettigrew
PB? Nothing why
Because he seems to be following me
So
You are no help
And stupid
And you have DIRT on your nose
All lies
Call me James
Call me GOD
Prat
Jealous
Still a prat
Still Jealous
~Charms~
Hey how do you do the wand movement for this…I don’t get it
P
NEVER TELLING
SB
PS besides, how did you NOT get it? Shortwick only showed about a gazillion times before falling off the books.
Black
Didn’t you two lean ANYTHING from getting detention in both Herbology AND Transfiguration?
Not to mention losing the house about twelve points already
ON THE FIRST DAY
RJL
Other than what an utter prat you are?
Nope
SB
What’s Twiggy want?
P
Just being a wet Hipogryph Hipogrif Hippagreff blanket
SB
PS TWIGGY???? The hell???
Never mind, someone my mum worships…it’s a girl
P
Weird Wierd Weird
SB
Merlin HELP me, I will HEX you two into NOTHING if you don't STOP!!!!!!!!
I think we should stop.
SHE’s getting very angry
P
Have no idea why.
Fine
Talk at dinner
SB