Apr 22, 2009 20:48
So I get on the #20 today after work.
Man #1: I like your hair
Me: Thanks
Man #1: How often do you have to re-dye it?
Me: About once a month or so
Man #1: I know a girl with hair like that, how do I ask a girl like that out with hair like that?
Me: Ummm pardon me?
Man #2 sitting next to Man #1: *making gestures for me to zip my mouth and making the circling cuckoo signal with his hand and pointing to man #1*
Man #1: *begins to give me weird one liner come ons that don't quite make much sense in the order he's saying it in*
Man #2: Sorry. He's my younger brother. Just ignore him, he's a little crazy.
Man #1 and Man #2 begin to squabble with each other
Woman sitting across from Man #1 and Man #2: Sorry. They're both my younger brothers. Ignore them both. They're both retarded.
Me: *silence and probably a weird smile*
Man #2: *makes the cuckoo gesture again and points at Man #1 AND Woman*
Woman: We along great with each other because we all have the same mom, but different dads.
*Their stop shows up and they all rush to get off their seats to leave*
Man #1: Sorry about everything.
Woman: *yells at the top of her lungs* CAN HE GET YOUR PHONE NUMBER PLEASE?!
Me: *sighs*