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I did the laundry today.
And I cleaned the apartment
AND i watched finding nemo with reanna
and i feel like a 40-something year old. Because my "wively duties" make me feel like that
But of course, I avoid cooking, I always leave crud on the dishes when i wash them, i vaccuum up plastic bags and make the apartment stink, and I jump on the bed... so I guess I'm still a youngin' after all.
Owen bought me Paris Hilton perfume
And i LOVE the smell of it.
Gosh.
Sheesh.
But then I got the oral sex of a lifetime, which led to the SCREAMING ORGASM, first EVER for me (in fact, i did not know these actually existed. I thought they were made for tv to make normal women feel envious, but no. screaming orgasms are out there, ladies. It took about 40 minutes.)
TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!
Maybe I'll go back to school shopping tomorrow!!!
Yes, yes i will.
And I cleaned the apartment
AND i watched finding nemo with reanna
and i feel like a 40-something year old. Because my "wively duties" make me feel like that
But of course, I avoid cooking, I always leave crud on the dishes when i wash them, i vaccuum up plastic bags and make the apartment stink, and I jump on the bed... so I guess I'm still a youngin' after all.
Owen bought me Paris Hilton perfume
And i LOVE the smell of it.
Gosh.
Sheesh.
But then I got the oral sex of a lifetime, which led to the SCREAMING ORGASM, first EVER for me (in fact, i did not know these actually existed. I thought they were made for tv to make normal women feel envious, but no. screaming orgasms are out there, ladies. It took about 40 minutes.)
TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!
Maybe I'll go back to school shopping tomorrow!!!
Yes, yes i will.