short, sweet
1. I still feel like I could not possibly drag myself into work this morning.
2. I've got no choice in the matter this time; I'm going.
3. I finally found my way to #Straightdope (the real one) on the undernet! Somewhere, in an alternate universe, another #Straightdope channel will wait forever in solitude for someone to show up and chat in it.
4. I think I'm back to my old, cynical hard-hearted self again this morning. I woke up thinking, "Muppets? ... MUPPETS????" Damn.
5. Have a good and safe drive back home, Jack-Mike.
2. I've got no choice in the matter this time; I'm going.
3. I finally found my way to #Straightdope (the real one) on the undernet! Somewhere, in an alternate universe, another #Straightdope channel will wait forever in solitude for someone to show up and chat in it.
4. I think I'm back to my old, cynical hard-hearted self again this morning. I woke up thinking, "Muppets? ... MUPPETS????" Damn.
5. Have a good and safe drive back home, Jack-Mike.