Shippy Meme
Gacked from dream_labyrinth
What Kind of Reader Are You?
Your Result: Dedicated Reader
You are always trying to find the time to get back to your book. You are convinced that the world would be a much better place if only everyone read more.
Obsessive-Compulsive Bookworm
Literate Good Citizen
Book Snob
Non-Reader
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What Kind of Reader Are You?
Create Your Own Quiz
ETA 1:16 p.m.: Just realized haven't finished answering the Charlie/Sirius question. Gotta go for now, lunch break's over! Ta.
ETA 3:40 p.m.: Typed up and posted :-)
This is fun :-D Also generates plotbunnies like the cross-fandom crack meme last April. Do itttt *applies peer pressure*
Gacked from gelsey
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Don't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Draco Malfoy 2. Severus Snape 3. Charlie Weasley
4. Blaise Zabini 5. Lucius Malfoy 6. Remus Lupin
7. Regulus Black 8. Pansy Parkinson 9. Harry Potter
10. Sirius Black 11. Narcissa Malfoy 12. Neville Longbottom
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Never seen any Remus/Narcissa around, no. I would read it if it's plausible and/or I respect the author.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Blaise? *licks chocolate goodness* That hot. YAY for CanonicallyHot!Slytherin!111
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Neville/Pansy...that's actually really cute. I like Neville/Pansy because of mirabellawotr's Shadow of His Wings ^_^
If Pansy got pregnant with Neville's child, she'll have to marry Neville--thus freeing her fiance Draco to get together with Harry. MWAHAHAHAHAHHA
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
D-uh. My favorite Harry has to be mistful's Harry. He's just so canon and yet lovable! (As opposed to the *strangle choke twist* uber-annoying Harry in canon.) Basically, Maya always manage to make me love Harry :-)
Maya's best fic so far is Quality of Mercy. It's not H/D yet, might even careen to Draco/Charlie, but we crazed good H/D fangirls are crossing our fingers.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Snupin's my secondary OTP, so :-) YES darnit YES!111
Except that Rowling killed off that pairing in HBP :-(
*cough* smokescreen!Tonks *cough*
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Lucius/Sirius over Lucius/Harry, of course! For some reason SO MANY Lucius/Harry I came across are mpregs O_o And not the good kind either...
Actually, what would be even better is Lucius/Regulus. Or Lucius/Severus. Or Severus/Regulus. You get the drift.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
In an AU where Regulus is still alive, and he walks in on Snape and Neville...uhhh....
Neville: *blushes from head to toe*
Regulus: "OMG you so totally cheated on me!111 >=O" *bitchslaps Snape*
Severus: *sneers* "Like you didn't cheat on me with your undead-brother and werewolf husband."
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Charlie/Sirius.
After his work with dragons at the World Quidditch tournament, Charlie came across a huge black dog terrorizing a white rat with pink eyes and twitchy whiskers.
Taking pity on the blind albino rat, he stepped in front of the growling, menacing dog. To his surprise, the dog then transformed into the hottest scruffy looking man in torn leather trousers.
To be continued...
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Draco/Pansy fluff...yeah if they're both children :-D
*huggles the ickle Slytherins*
I've read a good one where they're both D.E.s waiting to be Kissed, and they still snark at each other :-)
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Regulus/Neville H/C!111 ROTFL X-D
"Pureblood Parental Pressure"
>_> Lookit! Alliteration! *is lame*
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Blaise/Draco YAYZ! :-D
Draco is a prissy queen, as always. Acting as if he's gone all the way with fictional French women during summer holiday. Blaise just smiles indulgently in such a smug way that Draco knows he doesn't buy Draco's boasting at all. To save face, Draco rashly claims that he can seduce anyone he wants. Blaise leans closer and name the seducee: himself.
asfdkdgjfjghghfdh
<333
AUGH someone please write it!111
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Regulus slash...txilar probably. She wrote some too, IIRC.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Charlie het...Probably Charlie/Hermione. Anyone?
I always think of Charlie as the token gay Weasley though. *coughdragonscough*
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
_I_ write Narcissa. Yes I've seen Lucius/Narcissa floating around.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Snape/Blaise/Lucius. *brain combusts*
sinick might. Or wordplaywright. Or underlucius, if she's still in the fandom ^^;;
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Sirius: "Say my name, Moony, say my name!"
Remus: "Severus!"
THE END
*hates Sirius sometimes*
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Pansy: "Diamonds are a girl's best friend."
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Draco/Remus/Neville: bestiality Animagus!sex, tentacle pr0n inappropriate use of Devil's Snare, sadomasochism
AHAHAHAHHA. No, I'm kidding. If I ever write a "threesome" fic, they'd probably sit around drinking Earl Grey and discussing literature and classical music. *is so PG-13*
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Snape: "Sleep with me and I'll let Harry in my NEWT Potions class."
Sirius: "OMG talk dirty to meeeeeeee!111"
*cough* I don't believe in the pairing >_> I don't know why.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Lucius fic...last one...well in QoM we haven't seen him yet.
Hmmm....*ponder*
21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Remus loves to bite. But he's terrified of doing so :-( *pets the poor wolfie*
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Narcissa/Harry? Only if Draco or Lucius' fate hung on the balance. To blackmail Harry, of course. She'll ply Harry with befuddling Potions-laced alcohol first, and makes Harry believe that he has done many depraved sexual acts with her >_>
When in reality Harry's shagging some random Muggle female that Narcissa later Obliviates.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Charlie/Regulus. Depends...Charlie, I think. Regulus seems like the type that everyone will love to pin down. Literally. ;-)
24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Draco and Harry are in a happy relationship until Harry suddenly runs off with Blaise. Draco, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with his own MOTHER O_o and a brief unhappy affair with Neville, then follows the wise advice of Lucius and finds true love with Charlie."
Uh, I dunno. If I were Lucius I would off Draco. Or off Narcissa and have Draco for myself. But this probably falls under the DO NOT TALK ABOUT THIS category.
Title: The Little Draco That Could
...just something that popped into my head
Read by: aldebaran1977 and sinick, maybe? And me (as long as the Draco/Narcissa isn't explicit).
Written by: I can write it, minus the Draco/Narcissa.
I'd want mistful to write it, except that she probably wouldn't write Draco/Narcissa or Draco/Neville X-D
Hmm, maybe 1ightning?
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Uhh...that would necessitate Regulus surviving, so YAY. Regulus/Pansy would work :-) So the Blacks will shut up about Sirius shacking with a werewolf, and the Parkinsons will be content with old Black money and snubs the Malfoys who are newer money. Thus freeing Draco from his engagement to pursue a relationship with Harry! >=D
Notice a pattern here?
What Kind of Reader Are You?
Your Result: Dedicated Reader
You are always trying to find the time to get back to your book. You are convinced that the world would be a much better place if only everyone read more.
Obsessive-Compulsive Bookworm
Literate Good Citizen
Book Snob
Non-Reader
Fad Reader
What Kind of Reader Are You?
Create Your Own Quiz
ETA 1:16 p.m.: Just realized haven't finished answering the Charlie/Sirius question. Gotta go for now, lunch break's over! Ta.
ETA 3:40 p.m.: Typed up and posted :-)
This is fun :-D Also generates plotbunnies like the cross-fandom crack meme last April. Do itttt *applies peer pressure*
Gacked from gelsey
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Don't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Draco Malfoy 2. Severus Snape 3. Charlie Weasley
4. Blaise Zabini 5. Lucius Malfoy 6. Remus Lupin
7. Regulus Black 8. Pansy Parkinson 9. Harry Potter
10. Sirius Black 11. Narcissa Malfoy 12. Neville Longbottom
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Never seen any Remus/Narcissa around, no. I would read it if it's plausible and/or I respect the author.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Blaise? *licks chocolate goodness* That hot. YAY for CanonicallyHot!Slytherin!111
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Neville/Pansy...that's actually really cute. I like Neville/Pansy because of mirabellawotr's Shadow of His Wings ^_^
If Pansy got pregnant with Neville's child, she'll have to marry Neville--thus freeing her fiance Draco to get together with Harry. MWAHAHAHAHAHHA
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
D-uh. My favorite Harry has to be mistful's Harry. He's just so canon and yet lovable! (As opposed to the *strangle choke twist* uber-annoying Harry in canon.) Basically, Maya always manage to make me love Harry :-)
Maya's best fic so far is Quality of Mercy. It's not H/D yet, might even careen to Draco/Charlie, but we crazed good H/D fangirls are crossing our fingers.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Snupin's my secondary OTP, so :-) YES darnit YES!111
Except that Rowling killed off that pairing in HBP :-(
*cough* smokescreen!Tonks *cough*
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Lucius/Sirius over Lucius/Harry, of course! For some reason SO MANY Lucius/Harry I came across are mpregs O_o And not the good kind either...
Actually, what would be even better is Lucius/Regulus. Or Lucius/Severus. Or Severus/Regulus. You get the drift.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
In an AU where Regulus is still alive, and he walks in on Snape and Neville...uhhh....
Neville: *blushes from head to toe*
Regulus: "OMG you so totally cheated on me!111 >=O" *bitchslaps Snape*
Severus: *sneers* "Like you didn't cheat on me with your undead-brother and werewolf husband."
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Charlie/Sirius.
After his work with dragons at the World Quidditch tournament, Charlie came across a huge black dog terrorizing a white rat with pink eyes and twitchy whiskers.
Taking pity on the blind albino rat, he stepped in front of the growling, menacing dog. To his surprise, the dog then transformed into the hottest scruffy looking man in torn leather trousers.
To be continued...
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Draco/Pansy fluff...yeah if they're both children :-D
*huggles the ickle Slytherins*
I've read a good one where they're both D.E.s waiting to be Kissed, and they still snark at each other :-)
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Regulus/Neville H/C!111 ROTFL X-D
"Pureblood Parental Pressure"
>_> Lookit! Alliteration! *is lame*
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Blaise/Draco YAYZ! :-D
Draco is a prissy queen, as always. Acting as if he's gone all the way with fictional French women during summer holiday. Blaise just smiles indulgently in such a smug way that Draco knows he doesn't buy Draco's boasting at all. To save face, Draco rashly claims that he can seduce anyone he wants. Blaise leans closer and name the seducee: himself.
asfdkdgjfjghghfdh
<333
AUGH someone please write it!111
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Regulus slash...txilar probably. She wrote some too, IIRC.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Charlie het...Probably Charlie/Hermione. Anyone?
I always think of Charlie as the token gay Weasley though. *coughdragonscough*
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
_I_ write Narcissa. Yes I've seen Lucius/Narcissa floating around.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Snape/Blaise/Lucius. *brain combusts*
sinick might. Or wordplaywright. Or underlucius, if she's still in the fandom ^^;;
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Sirius: "Say my name, Moony, say my name!"
Remus: "Severus!"
THE END
*hates Sirius sometimes*
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Pansy: "Diamonds are a girl's best friend."
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Draco/Remus/Neville: bestiality Animagus!sex, tentacle pr0n inappropriate use of Devil's Snare, sadomasochism
AHAHAHAHHA. No, I'm kidding. If I ever write a "threesome" fic, they'd probably sit around drinking Earl Grey and discussing literature and classical music. *is so PG-13*
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Snape: "Sleep with me and I'll let Harry in my NEWT Potions class."
Sirius: "OMG talk dirty to meeeeeeee!111"
*cough* I don't believe in the pairing >_> I don't know why.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Lucius fic...last one...well in QoM we haven't seen him yet.
Hmmm....*ponder*
21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Remus loves to bite. But he's terrified of doing so :-( *pets the poor wolfie*
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Narcissa/Harry? Only if Draco or Lucius' fate hung on the balance. To blackmail Harry, of course. She'll ply Harry with befuddling Potions-laced alcohol first, and makes Harry believe that he has done many depraved sexual acts with her >_>
When in reality Harry's shagging some random Muggle female that Narcissa later Obliviates.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Charlie/Regulus. Depends...Charlie, I think. Regulus seems like the type that everyone will love to pin down. Literally. ;-)
24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Draco and Harry are in a happy relationship until Harry suddenly runs off with Blaise. Draco, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with his own MOTHER O_o and a brief unhappy affair with Neville, then follows the wise advice of Lucius and finds true love with Charlie."
Uh, I dunno. If I were Lucius I would off Draco. Or off Narcissa and have Draco for myself. But this probably falls under the DO NOT TALK ABOUT THIS category.
Title: The Little Draco That Could
...just something that popped into my head
Read by: aldebaran1977 and sinick, maybe? And me (as long as the Draco/Narcissa isn't explicit).
Written by: I can write it, minus the Draco/Narcissa.
I'd want mistful to write it, except that she probably wouldn't write Draco/Narcissa or Draco/Neville X-D
Hmm, maybe 1ightning?
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Uhh...that would necessitate Regulus surviving, so YAY. Regulus/Pansy would work :-) So the Blacks will shut up about Sirius shacking with a werewolf, and the Parkinsons will be content with old Black money and snubs the Malfoys who are newer money. Thus freeing Draco from his engagement to pursue a relationship with Harry! >=D
Notice a pattern here?