J.K.R. Advocates Chan

Feb 24, 2006 23:49

...well, probably not, but she needs an editor BADLY in order to not sound like an idiot in front of her gazillion fans worldwide.

Apparently, according to JKR's spanking new Black Family Tree, those Purebloods start v. v. young.

There are two 13-y.o. fathers:

Pollux Black (1912-1990) fathered Walburga Black (1925-1985) at 13.
Cygnus Black (1938-1992) fathered Bellatrix Black (1951- ) at 13 and Narcissa Black (1955- ) at 17.

...perhaps their wives are a decade older than them? You know, like ancient Chinese practises? rotfl.

Oh, and the HP fandom's a huge incest orgy. The Blacks are related to the Flints, Bulstrodes, McMillans, Crabbes, Potters, Longbottoms, Crouches, Prewetts, Rosiers, Lestranges, Malfoys...

Ooh, ooh, DeathEater!ErnieMcMillan, anyone? I love my Hufflepuff D.E.s :-D

ETA 11:06 p.m.: My own *headdesk* moment.
I could've sworn there was a line between Pollux and Walburga when I saw it half a day ago O.o Maybe I was just hallucinating...because Walburga's name is almost directly beneath Pollux.

ETA 11:20 p.m.: No, I wasn't hallucinating.
Info from HP Lexicon (as of now):

Pollux (1912-1990)
Son of Cygnus and Violetta (Bulstrode) Black.
3 younger siblings: Cassiopeia (1915-1992), Marius (disowned, dates unknown), and Dorea (1920-1977).
Married to Irma Crabbe.
3 children: Walburga Black (1925-1985), Alphard (disowned, dates unknown) and Cygnus (1938-1992) who married Druella Rosier.
Grandfather of Belletrix, Andromedia and Narcissa.
Grandfather of Sirius and Regulus Black.
NOTE: It is unclear if this is the Grandfather who was awarded Order of Merlin, First Class for "Services to the Ministry" (OP6). This grandfather could also have been his mother's father, Pollux.

...I think what happened was someone pointed it out to JKR and she went "Whoops."

Darn, I should've saved the original pic before they edited it ~_~
*save this pic before they edit Bella's Dad*

ETA 11:49 p.m.: The line's actually still there, go File, Print, Adobe PDF and you'll see the line between Pollux and Walburga.

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