For the Thirty-first Time (Will, Merlin, Gaius, implied Merlin/Arthur, PG-13, 100 words)
Merlin seriously regretted telling Will that today was his and Arthur’s one-month anniversary.
“Like a virgin, touched for the thirty-first time.”
“Shut it!” Merlin hissed.
“Like a viiiiirgin,” Will warbled.
Merlin usually plied Will with drinks until his friend belt out Madonna songs during karaoke nights. But this was not acceptable.
“Mr Matthews, unless you’re singing about atomic attraction, stop that incessant noise at once.”
Will shut up real quick.
“Sorry Professor Gaius,” Merlin mumbled.
“Thirty-one times, Mr Emrys?” The professor’s eyebrow reached unprecedented heights. “Even for someone your age, surely daily anal sex is inadvisable.”
Will is so dead.
Answers writing_game's Quit prompt and 31_days' prompt: Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time.
A/N: "atomic attraction" suggested by rea_saint as being geeky. I also considered "molecular bonds," but I can't ignore how Atomic Attraction sounds like a girl band X-D
Also, what's Will's usual surname in modern day AUs? I think I saw "Will Matthews" once, but I'm not sure...
[ LJ | IJ | DW ]
“Like a virgin, touched for the thirty-first time.”
“Shut it!” Merlin hissed.
“Like a viiiiirgin,” Will warbled.
Merlin usually plied Will with drinks until his friend belt out Madonna songs during karaoke nights. But this was not acceptable.
“Mr Matthews, unless you’re singing about atomic attraction, stop that incessant noise at once.”
Will shut up real quick.
“Sorry Professor Gaius,” Merlin mumbled.
“Thirty-one times, Mr Emrys?” The professor’s eyebrow reached unprecedented heights. “Even for someone your age, surely daily anal sex is inadvisable.”
Will is so dead.
Answers writing_game's Quit prompt and 31_days' prompt: Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time.
A/N: "atomic attraction" suggested by rea_saint as being geeky. I also considered "molecular bonds," but I can't ignore how Atomic Attraction sounds like a girl band X-D
Also, what's Will's usual surname in modern day AUs? I think I saw "Will Matthews" once, but I'm not sure...
[ LJ | IJ | DW ]