DOWN WITH TOBACCO DAY!!!!!!!
So, in spirit of the season I thought I'd post a little poem today. I hope you all enjoy. :D
Valentine's Day
Hearts and Roses and kisses galore,
What the hell is all that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer,
It's definitely the most annoying time of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
Before I shove a dozen roses up cupids ass.
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak,
And wear all black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet but soon it will fade,
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Because I think love is a bunch of shit.
So there's my story what can I say?
Love bites my ass, FUCK VALENTINE'S DAY!
Valentine's Day
Hearts and Roses and kisses galore,
What the hell is all that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer,
It's definitely the most annoying time of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
Before I shove a dozen roses up cupids ass.
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak,
And wear all black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet but soon it will fade,
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Because I think love is a bunch of shit.
So there's my story what can I say?
Love bites my ass, FUCK VALENTINE'S DAY!