Princess posted up on her site about a site (Keep up!) called fmylife.com & it is hi-la-ri-ous!! xD
Basically, its like all those teen magazines you get with their 'Cringe' and 'OMG Blush Moment!' sections, but wayyy more better! Seriously, some of this stuff that these people get into is just LOL-worthy!
Here's some (trust me, theres LOADS on the site!) of my favourite ones, that literally made me LOL. Hard.
- Today, me and my boyfriend came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we proceeded to have sex. Just as it was getting good my phone rings. It was a text from my mom, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell your faking." -
- Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying "save your money". -
- Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. -
- Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" -
- I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediatly ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. -
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http://www.fmylife.com/ for more!! xD