OMG its been like 3 days..eeeeeeek!
I cant believe i havent written in 3 days. It seems like i wrote how much i hate a certain person only a few hours ago. HAH jk its not that bad. i dont HATE you........really. now SO much has happened in the past few days. lets see....
Friday: my super phat sister drove me home from school. i was SO excited cause i didnt have to ride that stupid bus and i would get home earlier! BUT my other super fat sister decided she needed to talk to her only friend and she held us up. SO i had to go looking for her cause she has no sense of direction so i assumed that she was lost or she didnt even know where my phat sister was picking us up. (kaitlyn how do we spell assume HeeHe) SO we lost precious time much to my dismay, and that made us get home exactly the same time as the bus. i had to wave to all the people who get off at my bus stop and convince myself that GEEK IS IN! I also had to aviod (at all costs) talk about report cards cause mine sucks and i want to be able to do stuff over the break. that went well cause my parents dont care about me at all and only talked to my phat sister. my fat sister was in cahoots with me 'cause her grades arent any better.
Saturday: well this was a sweet day because it was like sunny and 70 degrees. so thats always coveted in me heart. Unfortunately, i had to break up my super slick day by going to church. first of all i had to sit with 3 obnoxious ADD children (much like myself) and i had nothing to do. i thought it would be a great idea to draw with a pen, but of course with my luck it totally didnt work. within the process of trying to make the pen work, i made my self look mentally retarded and lost all respect from people sitting around me (you know who you are). i was going to give up on the pen, but it annoyed my mother (she said i looked epileptic) and that was worth it in any case. after church i had to eat a half cooked chicken sandwich ... that was nasty... so i did the "hide in napkin trick" that you all know you have used once or twice. then i got to go baby sit the coolest person ever who is practically like my sister. it was mad fun. we jumped on the trampoline and listened to the freaky friday soundtrack! it was just as fun as with my friends (that just tells you how much fun we have together girls! luv you all!) i even did her hair sucessfully in a 40's style lizze mcguire look! yea it was the shiz people. oh yea i also went to home depot with my dad and that was fun. we broke a toliet and bought a chimenea in the course of like 20 min. what a combo am i right?
Sunday: I woke up so late and had a great breakfast. stubbed my toe about 15 times. so that means i swore legit about 30 times...secretly. then i did my jawarharlal nehru project...that was a load of fun that you'll never experience. but on the bright side i got a tan...tan-ner? then i went to wegmans with my mom. and she went on and on about "cute brett" from the meat department was so utterly cute and had a great smile. not that i disagree, but what i didnt get is when we went to order the meat...ugly jeff had to help us. i mean whats up with that? i say "why go with jeff when you can have brett." (my mom was prolly nervous to tell brett that we wanted turky sliced thin.) then idk why, but i kept getting shocked by everything i touched. so my mom would touch me just to see me be in pain...then cackle and walk away. then i tried to wave to matt and aparently hes to cool to wave at me. SO hes going on my hate list now. i mean it makes one feel skitzo when your randomly waving and no one waves back. OR they wave back very un-enthusiastically.
OH YEA!!! NO YG TONIGHTTTT!!!!! THAT WAS THE BOMB(yes, i still use this catch phrase)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was so happy that made my day right there. i got to watch extreme home makeover ... its so emotional (in a good way). then i got to update my lj!!! and make plans for Sprugbury tomarrow! yay i sure hope lauren can come.
you know what sucks though. i wont have anyone to bitch about all week! its going to suck...for you guys anyway. now you'll just have to hear about my day. HAH and i cant talk smack about any black kids i know. shame.
hahahahahaahhhah oh man im jk i love all you guys ... i think im delerious...im going to bed