An open Letter to Pairs Hilton a.k.a Stupid Whore
Dear Skank,
Go away. You have tainted one of teh best burger chains out there Carl's Jr. Maybe I should write them a nasy letter and boycott thier chains, but I hate you and you don't taste good. Your 15 minutes of fame has been stretched to its breaking point. Please get the hint that you are a worthless piece of trash by the fact that they put you in a burger commercial.
Pop culture icons will eventually go away. You should go away like today. You and your publistist should chase a bottle of asprin with vodka. Oh wait , if its not semen flavored you wont drink it. Oh yeah, semen flavored vodka.
Oh wait damnit I forgot, you hate reading. So here is a nice big picture for you :
Go away. You have tainted one of teh best burger chains out there Carl's Jr. Maybe I should write them a nasy letter and boycott thier chains, but I hate you and you don't taste good. Your 15 minutes of fame has been stretched to its breaking point. Please get the hint that you are a worthless piece of trash by the fact that they put you in a burger commercial.
Pop culture icons will eventually go away. You should go away like today. You and your publistist should chase a bottle of asprin with vodka. Oh wait , if its not semen flavored you wont drink it. Oh yeah, semen flavored vodka.
Oh wait damnit I forgot, you hate reading. So here is a nice big picture for you :