A girl, A boy and a Bum

[lilgogetter]

So I was in Saint Augustine with my friend Chad this weekend and as we were leaving dinner we passed by a bum who asked us for a dollar. I personally do not believe in handing cash but Chad is a nice boy and forked over the cash. The bum then said he would earn the dollar and not just take it. Chad and I looked at eachother in concern and then watched as he proceded to take two very long nails out of his pocket. He clanged them together to prove they were normal nails... offered to let us touch and confirm but we declined. Thank God we did, because he then proceded to shove one of the nails up his right nostral. All the way up. Then, he took the second nail and partialy inserted it into his left nostral and then offered for us to push it up the rest of the way. Actually, its more like "go ahead man, push it in." And again, Chad and I looked at eachother in awe and I continued to stare in awe as Chad then reached over and took his index finger and gently shoved a nail up a bums nose. I think he liked it.

I then asked him if he was hungry, gave him my left over seafood pasta, and we were on our way.

The Bums in St. Augustine are cooler than the Bums in Jacksonville.

I gotta go.