Holy shit,, if you are my friend you know this is totally true!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Google your name with the word 'needs' after it (in quotes of course) and list the first 10 decent things you need...
1. Sarah needs a now home right away.
2. Sarah needs a cold shower.
3. Sarah needs your help.
4. Sarah needs comforting.
5. Sarah needs someone who can escort her from port to port.
6. Sarah needs a root canal.
7. Sarah needs to start dating again.
8. Sarah needs a haircut.
9. Sarah needs a drink.
10. Sarah needs to get laid.
1. Sarah needs a now home right away.
2. Sarah needs a cold shower.
3. Sarah needs your help.
4. Sarah needs comforting.
5. Sarah needs someone who can escort her from port to port.
6. Sarah needs a root canal.
7. Sarah needs to start dating again.
8. Sarah needs a haircut.
9. Sarah needs a drink.
10. Sarah needs to get laid.