I'm jumping on the ficlist bandwagon fairly late on, but if you're interested then read on...
(Mostly) in order from oldest to most recent. Read something in here you love? You hate? Are passionately indifferent to? Feel free to comment - doesn't matter how long ago I originally posted it, you'll make me happy that someone's reading. Will always appreciate constructive criticism and tips for improving (no really).
Blanket disclaimer: Someone else owns anything you recognise, I own nothing of any worth - just doing it for fun not profit.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Sparrow &/ Norrington
ClichésRating: PG
Summary: Title says it all. James is having a bad day. Extreme silliness.
Length: 200 words.
The HuntRating: G
Summary: Sparrow and the Black Pearl give Norrington a reason to not surrender.
Length: 150 words.
DistractionRating: NC-17
Summary: A storm is brewing, tensions need to be relieved and a distraction is called for.
Length: 1300 words.
SilenceRating: PG
Summary: Character death - distinctly non-festive.
Length: 100ish words.
ChoicesRating: PG - nothing explicit
Summary: Sometimes we can’t escape our responsibilities, but its nice to think about what could be…
Length: 430 words.
Rum and CompanyRating: G
Summary: Too much rum leads to extreme fluffiness.
Length: 125 words.
DarknessRating: G
Summary: More clichés :)
Length: 150 words.
Cruel and UnusualRating: PG
Summary: What if…?
Warning for character death, but mostly also for me being occasionally odd…
Length: 130 words.
SleeplessRating: PG
Summary: Insomnia, a heat wave and the consequences of that one day's head start
Length: 870 words.
A ToastRating: G
Summary: Character fluff.
Length: 206 words.
PiracyRating: PG
Summary: Turns out there are pirates everywhere.
Length: 105 words
A Tall TaleRating: PG-13
Summary: : Sparrow glosses over a terrible event from the past and Norrington *almost* understands the secret of Sparrow’s beguiling ways.
Length: 2791 words
BirthdayRating: PG
Summary: Character fluff - a lazy birthday.
Length: 150 words
SnowRating: G
Summary: More fluff. My first actual 100 word drabble.
Length: 100 words.
ReasonsRating: PG
Prompt: Pride, Envy, Lust, Diligence
Word count: 315
ReflectionRating: PG
Summary: Christmas fic exchange for
papercutperfect - angst angst and thrice angst. Norrington's past has now, quite definately, caught up with him.
Word count: 482 words.
A WagerRating: NC-17 (for situation)
Summary: Christmas fic exchange for
papercutperfect - smut-lite. Jack has won a wager and its time to collect his winnings.
Word count: 532 words.
A Twisted Valentine (1/2)Rating: PG-13
Summary: Trust in the dark
Length: 155 words
A Twisted Valentine (2/2)Rating: PG-13
Summary: Sparrow has to learn that all actions have consequences.
Length: 245 words
Scouring the DeckRating: PG
Summary: Rescued from the Locker.
Word count: 260 words
Lazy 15 promptsRating: PG-13
Summary: Love, death, random musings, badly drawn art, black magic, strangeness with daggers. Y'know - the usual...
Notes: Supposed to be drabble-esque but were getting a bit wordy! Bounces around all three films, as I apparently have little regard for the laws of space and time.
The Rest is SilenceRating: PG
Prompt: Written for prompt 85 from
potcfest: Norrington haunting Jack (and annoying the hell out of him) -- slash or not, either way. I realise Norrington could be more annoying, but at this point he’s just getting going…
Summary: There’s a mysterious presence on the Black Pearl
Word count: 2048 words.
Dangerous thingsRating: PG
Prompt: Twilight
Summary: The truly dangerous things don’t come out at night.
Word count: 839 words
An Uncomfortable TruthRating: G
Prompt: Death
Word count: 100 words.
Title:
Untitled 3Rating: PG
Prompt: PotC, Jack/James, Same side, different flags
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SpeculationRating: G
Prompt: Company
Word count: 100 words.
GiftedRating: G
Characters: Norrington and Sparrow
Prompt: Seven Deadly Sins - Pride, Gluttony, Sloth, Lust, Wrath, Envy, Avarice.
Summary: James appears to have a secret admirer - who, over the course of seven weeks, is sending him gifts.
Word count: 771 words.
Author's notes: Written for the last author standing challenge on
cutler_beckett.
SuperstitionRating: PG
Prompt: Superstition
Word count: 100 words.
Title:
Lying to their face Rating: G
Prompt: Any, Any, Lying to their face (PotC, Sparrow and Norrington)
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Title:
BreathplayRating: PG
Prompt: Any, any, breathplay (Any ;> )
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ReturnedRating: PG
Prompt: Pirates of the Caribbean, Will Turner/James Norrington, "You saved my life"
Warning: Character death
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Pirates of the Caribbean - Norrington &/ Beckett
DawnRating: PG
Summary: Misery and angst and character death - just another whirligig of fun down at the fort.
I've monkeyed around with the events of DMC - the heart is still lost, our heros are dead and Norrington and Beckett know each other of old.
Word count: 865
Standing on CeremonyRating: PG
Characters: Norrington and Beckett
Summary: Christmas fic exchange for
papercutperfect - James turns to the dark-side, loosely based on the deleted scene at the end of DMC.
Word count: 390 words
CompassRating: PG
Summary: Christmas fic exchange for
papercutperfect - not really angst, not really smut as such. Semi-angsty pre-smut?? What do Beckett and Norrington really want?
Word count: 500 words
LapdogRating: PG
Prompt: Undone
Summary: Getting used to the new order…
Word count: 111 words
Title:
Untitled 2Rating: PG
Prompt: PotC, Beckett/James, The dark side of ambition
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Pirates of the Caribbean - Others
TreasuresRating: G
Prompt: Redemption
Characters: Pintel and Ragetti
Word count: 267
A New AccordRating: G
Pairing: Elizabeth/Will, past Elizabeth/Norrington
Summary: Bridges are rebuilt and Norrington gives another couple of fugitives a head start.
Word count: 230 words.
Bad PuppyRating: G
Characters: Will and a new terrible sea-beastie.
Prompt: Written for prompt 111 from round one of
potcfest: Post-AWE. Captain Will Turner training his own massive aquatic creature to assist him in his duties. Immense silliness.
Summary: It’s huge, endearing and eager to please - but ever so slightly stupid. :)
Word count: 100 words.
CompetitionRating: PG
Characters: Elizabeth/Sparrow/Black Pearl
Prompts: Black Pearl and Triangles
Summary: A wicked wench indeed…
Word count: 100 words.
GhostsRating: PG
Characters: Norrington and Gillette
Prompt: Navigation
Word count: 99 words.
Past IndiscretionsRating: PG
Characters: Norrington/OFC
Prompt: Childhood
Summary: General backstory past-iness. Love, loss and footsie back when Norrington lived at Mansfield Park. Apparently.
Word count: 150 words.
The VowRating: G
Characters: Jack
Prompt: The last time
Word count: 100 words.
A Heavy Cross to BearRating: G
Characters: Elizabeth
Prompt: Cross
Summary: Elizabeth has saved them from the Kraken, but at what cost?
Word count: 100 words.
The Teller of TalesRating: G
Characters: Gibbs and various
Prompt: Gibbs and his flask (from
veronica_rich as part of the
raise_the_dead challenge
Summary: Things that appear simple very rarely are - a tale told across various taverns.
Word count: 647 words.
SpellboundRating: G
Character: Norrington
Prompt: Stories
Summary: Sparrow’s reputation precedes him.
Word count: 100 words.
The LessonRating: G
Characters: Gibbs and OC
A/N: Written as part of the
raise_the_dead's character challenge - featured character is Joshamee Gibbs.
Summary: An old sailor passes on some valuable advice.
Word count: 583 words.
Freedom or Death (1/2)Rating: PG-13
Pairing/Characters: James Norrington, the Norrington family, OMC.
Prompt: Written for a prompt from
lgbtfest: Pirates of the Caribbean, James Norrington, The commodore's strict, repressed Navy upbringing comes into direct conflict with the more liberal pirate stance towards homosexuality.
Summary: The importance of a good family name.
Warnings: None.
Author's Notes: Written for the lgbtfest. I’m afraid I deviated a little lot from the original prompt. I was originally planning to do something a lot more conventional but the more I typed, the more this strange little back story took shape - this is more a prequel to the actual prompt.
Word Count: 3036 words.
Title:
Untitled 1Rating: PG
Prompt: POTC, Andrew/James, "You left me for dead."
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Title:
Making liars of us both Rating: PG
Prompt: PotC, Norrington/Anamaria, Tell me sweet little lies.
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Title:
The Dangers of FanfictionRating: PG
Prompt: PotC, Jack, The truth is stranger
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UncannyRating: G
Characters: Beckett
Prompts: Uncanny
Summary: The Endeavour is trapped in a mysterious fog.
Word count: 250 words.
Author's notes: Written for the last author standing challenge on
cutler_beckett.
A Lesson in HumilityRating: G
Characters: Beckett
Prompt: Humility
Summary: Beckett punishes Jack’s arrogance.
Word count: 329 words
Author's notes: Written for the last author standing challenge on
cutler_beckett.
Title:
ReturnedRating: PG
Prompt: Pirates of the Caribbean, Will Turner/James Norrington, "You saved my life"
Warning: Character death
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Dracula
A Remote AspectRating: PG
Pairing/characters: Jonathan Harker and Dracula
Prompt: Written for prompt 289 from
lgbtfest: Dracula - Jonathan Harker - The ambiguous behavior of the Count toward him during his stay in his castle leaves Jonathan with much cause of doubt and self reflection.
Summary: Jonathan finds his enforced loneliness leads him to some uncomfortable realisations.
Word count: 1613 words.
Fractured realitiesRating: PG
Pairing/characters: Jonathan Harker and Dracula
Prompt: Written for
dark_fest: Dracula - Dracula/Jonathan, you will never leave my castle.
Summary: Jonathan is losing his mind.
Word count: 771 words.
ShadowsRating: G
Pairing/characters: Jonathan Harker and Dracula
Prompt: Written for the Mess prompt at
slashthedrabbleSummary: Jonathan is startled by unexpected events.
Word count: 100 words.
Neverwhere
PricePairing/Characters: Richard & / or the Marquis,
Rating/Category: G/Gen
Prompt: Price from
smallfandomfestSummary: Three times Richard pondered the price of returning to London Below.
Word count: 1444 words.
Mythology
Title:
Where's the justice?Rating: G
Prompt: Mythology (Egyptian + Greek), Set + Hades, (modern era) bonding through bad reputations
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Title:
DifferencesRating: G
Prompt: Greek myth, Hades/Persephone, "We're not so different, you and I."
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BTVS
Title:
Something borrowedRating: PG
Prompt: BtVS, Spike/Drusilla, She took a fancy to that white dress while the bride-to-be was still in it
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Silent Hill 2
Title:
Dark WaterRating: G
Prompt: Any; Any; What you don't know can't hurt you (Silent Hill 2, James Sunderland)
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Title:
WishesRating: G
Prompt: Any, Any, Wishes (Silenthill 2 - James Sunderland (spoiler for the 'in Water' ending)
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Crossovers
#7 CrossoverRating: PG-13
Fandoms: POTC x The Hobbit (sort of!)
Characters: Sparrow and Norrington
Summary: The strangest things turn up in the oddest places.
Word count: 88 words.
Gallions Reach 1Rating: G
Fandoms: POTC x Neverwhere
Characters: Richard, De Carabas, Sparrow and Norrington
Summary: Even after all he’s seen Richard finds he can still be shocked by London Below.
Word count: 150 words.
Author's Notes: Revisiting
Norrington's personal hell.
Gallions Reach 2Rating: G
Fandoms: POTC x Neverwhere
Characters: Just Richard here
Prompt: Second thoughts
Summary: Richard’s always been okay with boats…
Word count: 200 words.
Gallions Reach 3Rating: G
Fandoms: POTC x Neverwhere
Characters: Richard and the Marquis De Carabas
Prompt: Death
Summary: Richard, as ever, feels one step behind.
Word count: 200 words.
Gallions Reach 4Rating: G
Fandoms: POTC x Neverwhere
Characters: Richard and the rats
Prompt: Creatures
Summary: Humans, tramping around without so much as a by-your-leave. Like they owned the place…
Word count: 200 words.
Remixes - click links for original fics.
The Power of Titles (The Expectations Remix)for
hyel original story
here [POTC: Anamaria/Elizabeth, 150 Words, Rated PG]
Good Company (The Greenhouse Remix) for for
donutsweeper original story
here [Torchwood: Ianto & Owen, 100 Words, Rated G]
Now Let Us Sport Us While We May (The No Regrets Remix) for
penknife[POTC: Will/James, 100 Words, Rated G]
Injuries borne (The Quiet as a Church Mouse Remix) for
tasha_elizabeth[Torchwood: Ianto, 100 Words, Rated PG, implied dark themes]
A Matter of Perspective (The Disorientation Remix) for
studyofrunning[Doctor Who: Rose/The Doctor, 150 words, rated G]
A Waiting Game (The Aftercare Remix) for
donutsweeper[Torchwood: Owen/Jack, 100 words, rated PG]
By Any Other Name (The Arbitrary Labels Remix) for
joking[Torchwood: Jack Harkness, 150 words, rated G]
Spontaneous Acts of Charity (The Sorry We Missed You Remix) for
lilian_cho[Good Omens: Crowley, 150 words, rated G]