Why did the chicken cross the road?
So does anyone actually know why the chicken crossed the road?
Jessica Simpson 's Answer:
Why would he be one a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?
Bill Cosby 's Answer:
Weeelll, ya see, the chicken crossed the road, and to get... to...the jello pudding pops.
Shakespeare 's Answer:
To cross or not to cross, that is the question.
Darwin's Answer:
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected
in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
Neil Armstrong's Answer:
To go where no chicken has gone before.
George W. Bush's Answer:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Bill Gates' Answer:
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
Martha Stewart's Answer:
No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
Dr. Seuss' Answer:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!
Jerry Seinfield's Answer:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"
Bill Clinton's Answer:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
Albert Einstein's Answer:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
chicken?
The Pope's Answer: (RIP)
That is only for God to know.
O.J. Simpson's Answer:
It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.
Colonel Sanders'(from KFC)Answer:
I missed one?
LOL! that explains a lot.
Jessica Simpson 's Answer:
Why would he be one a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?
Bill Cosby 's Answer:
Weeelll, ya see, the chicken crossed the road, and to get... to...the jello pudding pops.
Shakespeare 's Answer:
To cross or not to cross, that is the question.
Darwin's Answer:
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected
in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
Neil Armstrong's Answer:
To go where no chicken has gone before.
George W. Bush's Answer:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Bill Gates' Answer:
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
Martha Stewart's Answer:
No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
Dr. Seuss' Answer:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!
Jerry Seinfield's Answer:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"
Bill Clinton's Answer:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
Albert Einstein's Answer:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
chicken?
The Pope's Answer: (RIP)
That is only for God to know.
O.J. Simpson's Answer:
It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.
Colonel Sanders'(from KFC)Answer:
I missed one?
LOL! that explains a lot.