Excuses, Excuses....

[lilelvisfreak6]

Ever been invited somewhere and you just dont want to go? Or maybe you just dont want to go with that person? This will help you next time you're put in that awkward position.

The Excuse List....

-I'd love to but... The President said he might drop in.
-I'd love to but... The man on television told me to say tuned.
-I'd love to but... I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
-I'd love to but... I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.
-I'd love to but... I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
-I'd love to but... My crayons all melted together.
-I'd love to but... My plot to take over the world is thickening.
-I'd love to but... I left my body in my other clothes.
-I'd love to but... People are blaming me for the war in Iraq.
-I'd love to but... I never go out on days that end in "Y".
-I'd love to but... I'm trying to be less popular.
-I'd love to but... My bathroom tiles need grouting.
-I'd love to but... I'm writing a love letter to Richard Simmons.
-I'd love to but... My hair hurts.
-I'd love to but... I have a wedding to plan, a wife to murder and a kingdom to blame for it - I am swamped. (Yea for "Princess Bride"- only the best movie ever)

So there you go... never leave home w/o a good excuse. Or wait... if you have a good excuse you may just never leave home. Ehhh, whatever.