On the twelfth day of Christmas,
lildutchgrrl sent to me...
Twelve quotations parenting
Eleven thespians sleeping
Ten bookstores a-spelling
Nine bitches editing
Eight hugs acting
Seven queers a-volunteering
Six curves a-directing
Five sho-o-o-ow tunes
Four vagina monologues
Three outlander series
Two stage managers
...and an atheism in a bisexuality.