For the Random file
My cat eats Oreos, apparently. It's disgusting, and weirdly hilarious. She licks them until the chocolate cookie gets all soggy and wears away in spots, and then she breaks off part of the cookie and bites it until it falls to pieces. I'm not sure how much she actually ate, though. And I'm thinking the creme center is beyond her, but maybe I shouldn't put *anything* beyond her.