Oct 20, 2004 22:24
Lol I stumbled upon this is someones LJ, I added a few things... feel free to add as well!!!
You Might Be From Urbandale If:
-You hung out at B-Bops every Friday night for a period of your high school life.
-You know when Mr. Winters fell in Cell Bio, the entire building shook.
-Mr. Winters was the most massive man on campus.
-You believe you are hard of hearing because of geometry with the Doc.
-You know Dr. Gorell has a corn cob stuck up his ass... and he walks like it too.
-You had to take math class in the library because of asbestos problems in the 400 hall.
-You had Modlin and remember the "mulliten board" or ever contributed to it.
-You witnessed Andy Woods speech about respecting the flag pole on the first day of school senior year. (Class of 03)
-You remember when Mrs. O'hara got Vertigo and retired early... and you silently cheered inside.
-You took Japanese cuz it was easy.
-Hearing a chorus of "OOOOOOOHH!!!!" during lunch would not make you turn your head.
-Gothum was your favorite Channel 1 News reporter
-You know what Channel 1 is.
-You've seen or made Senora Wemer cry.
-You've been in a fight with a Bosnian... for breathing wrong.
-Your homecoming pep rally was worth attending because of the Streetwalkers.
-You got ripped behind the pool house.
-You are used to calling your town "Scurvandale"... and retaliated at "Skankeny".
-You secretly wanteed to be on the morning announcements.
-You started period three at 9:53 am and ended at 10:48 am.
-You still referred to Kristi Buhr as "The Pregnant Chick" 4 years after she had her baby.
-You used your cell phone frequently in the bathroom.
-You gave a "Brown Bag" speech.
-You avoided Mrs. St. Claire at ALL COSTS
-When you were a Senior, you were cool if you snuck the underclassmen out for lunch.
-You're convinced Mrs. Gilliam is part turkey.
-You were forced to read for pleasure on block days.
-You took Mrs. Sheldahl's class and forever are afraid of Phillip Zimbardo.
-You tallied how many times Dr. Shutters said "UHHH..." in Driver's Ed
-You had to stand in the back by the lunch tables during Driver's Ed for sleeping.
-Dr. Shutters woke you up in Driver's Ed by saying "UHHHH..."
-You know Dowling Catholic recuited for football.
-The class of 2005 is the devil.
-You never went to the South or East side for ANYTHING.
-You "parked" out at Jester... yeah you know what I'm talkin' about.
-You've witnessed or have been a part of the "Hackey Sack Circle" during lunch.
-You had 3 principals throughout your high school career.
-You marched through the hall playing the school song during homecoming week.
-You were excited when we got a Culver's.
-You know at least 8 Sofen's.
-You went downtown Des Moines and "scooped the loop".
-You got pissed off when we switched from a 8 period schedual to a 7 period schedule... and you attended the "Walk-Out".
-You referred to Mr. Miller as "Torso Man"
-You know you dont have to be in TAG to go to the TAG room.
-"Connections" was the biggest waste of 7 minutes ever.
-You hated Valley Girls
-You hid the bathroom during pep rallies
-You knew Sheridan's son had a pace maker and her dogs were Jackie and Rusty (who were *gasp* Jack Russel terriers)
-You knew Sheridan would stop class to talk about the above.
-You sat in front in Sheridans class, slept everyday, and still managed to get an A.
-You've ever participated in a spanish play or seen one and know no spanish.
-You remember...... If you don't take care of and respect Urbandale High School, who will?