What not to do while hitting on a girl
I'm not sure what this guy was trying to do, but whatever it was, it wasn't too intelligent.
So, I get an email this morning from this guy asking me if I like bi guys. The message just reads, "Message:
where in atl do u live...do u like bi guys?" Well, of course I didn't respond because I'm not going to waste my time with such a generic, mind numbing email, so.......
I am often on aim while at work and I get the "accept message" window. Well, I was pretty sure of who it was going to be so dun, dun, dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, it was the retarded guy.
Aim follows like this:
SOTYkixass: hey
jollymofojod: who is this?
SOTYkixass: saw you on suicide girls
SOTYkixass: ANYWAY WHERE IN ATL DO U LIVE?
jollymofojod: well, i really don't know you AT ALL so I will just say i live off of Cheshire
SOTYkixass: oh what city is that near i dont know atlanta THAT well
SOTYkixass: i live south of atl in mcdonough
jollymofojod: cool
SOTYkixass: do you like bi guys?
jollymofojod: um, why?
SOTYkixass: im bi
jollymofojod: just cause i'm on a porn site doesn't mean i just hook up with people
jollymofojod: i have friends on there and i support them
SOTYkixass: whos sayin we are gonna hook up
jollymofojod: well, why even bother asking me something like that?
jollymofojod: it doesn't matter if i like bi guys or not
SOTYkixass: i dunno what crawled up your ass but u need to dislodge it shit sorry for tryin to make a friend bye
jollymofojod: that's tacky
jollymofojod: not a good way to make a friend
jollymofojod: you have to realize that what you say makes the impression
jollymofojod: so, this is your first time talking to me and you ask me something like that
jollymofojod: now, if you can come up with something interesting that doesn't involve sex within the first 2 minutes, then I might talk to you
jollymofojod: and that would be friendly
SOTYkixass: what do u not understand about bye
jollymofojod: rofl
SOTYkixass signed off at 12:13:53 PM.
I just thought this was hilarious. The guy acted like I seeked him out and messaged HIM. LOLZ NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, I get an email this morning from this guy asking me if I like bi guys. The message just reads, "Message:
where in atl do u live...do u like bi guys?" Well, of course I didn't respond because I'm not going to waste my time with such a generic, mind numbing email, so.......
I am often on aim while at work and I get the "accept message" window. Well, I was pretty sure of who it was going to be so dun, dun, dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, it was the retarded guy.
Aim follows like this:
SOTYkixass: hey
jollymofojod: who is this?
SOTYkixass: saw you on suicide girls
SOTYkixass: ANYWAY WHERE IN ATL DO U LIVE?
jollymofojod: well, i really don't know you AT ALL so I will just say i live off of Cheshire
SOTYkixass: oh what city is that near i dont know atlanta THAT well
SOTYkixass: i live south of atl in mcdonough
jollymofojod: cool
SOTYkixass: do you like bi guys?
jollymofojod: um, why?
SOTYkixass: im bi
jollymofojod: just cause i'm on a porn site doesn't mean i just hook up with people
jollymofojod: i have friends on there and i support them
SOTYkixass: whos sayin we are gonna hook up
jollymofojod: well, why even bother asking me something like that?
jollymofojod: it doesn't matter if i like bi guys or not
SOTYkixass: i dunno what crawled up your ass but u need to dislodge it shit sorry for tryin to make a friend bye
jollymofojod: that's tacky
jollymofojod: not a good way to make a friend
jollymofojod: you have to realize that what you say makes the impression
jollymofojod: so, this is your first time talking to me and you ask me something like that
jollymofojod: now, if you can come up with something interesting that doesn't involve sex within the first 2 minutes, then I might talk to you
jollymofojod: and that would be friendly
SOTYkixass: what do u not understand about bye
jollymofojod: rofl
SOTYkixass signed off at 12:13:53 PM.
I just thought this was hilarious. The guy acted like I seeked him out and messaged HIM. LOLZ NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!