lots of updaters make me want to update
what i learned today:
it is surprisingly difficult to draw a shark.
but even more difficult to write with my left hand.
i wish i would have saved the shark i drew in my shakespeare class today, but it's in the garbage can outside of bessey.
in case anyone wants to go retrieve it.
it was pretty bad though.
it looked like a garbage can with teeth and fins.
picture that.
in your mind.
i'm glad i'm getting so much out of my education.
like.
shakespeare class:
spending 10 minutes trying to seduce portia by flashing my cleavage and giving sexy looks behind the prof's back.
spending 5 minutes making fun of this girl's thong in front of jessica.
spending 30 seconds drawing the ugliest shark ever.
spending 2 minutes drawing women with gaps between their front two teeth.
they turned out looking like that creature from that nickalodeon monster show.
spending 30 minutes trying to write jenna a note with my left hand.
spending 10 minutes trying to get comfortable so i could sleep.
spending 2 minutes pretending i was a contortionist in my chair and scaring the boy behind me.
i am excellent at time-wasting.
in case anyone didn't know that about me.
alright i have to go.
matt is back.
i can't believe he's not mad at how unhospitable i'm being this weekend.
he's picking things off my floor and asking me what they are.
i don't like that game.
one day i'll write more.
like about the bat in my house.
unt.
it is surprisingly difficult to draw a shark.
but even more difficult to write with my left hand.
i wish i would have saved the shark i drew in my shakespeare class today, but it's in the garbage can outside of bessey.
in case anyone wants to go retrieve it.
it was pretty bad though.
it looked like a garbage can with teeth and fins.
picture that.
in your mind.
i'm glad i'm getting so much out of my education.
like.
shakespeare class:
spending 10 minutes trying to seduce portia by flashing my cleavage and giving sexy looks behind the prof's back.
spending 5 minutes making fun of this girl's thong in front of jessica.
spending 30 seconds drawing the ugliest shark ever.
spending 2 minutes drawing women with gaps between their front two teeth.
they turned out looking like that creature from that nickalodeon monster show.
spending 30 minutes trying to write jenna a note with my left hand.
spending 10 minutes trying to get comfortable so i could sleep.
spending 2 minutes pretending i was a contortionist in my chair and scaring the boy behind me.
i am excellent at time-wasting.
in case anyone didn't know that about me.
alright i have to go.
matt is back.
i can't believe he's not mad at how unhospitable i'm being this weekend.
he's picking things off my floor and asking me what they are.
i don't like that game.
one day i'll write more.
like about the bat in my house.
unt.