I MAY OR MAY NOT BE INTOXICATEDmade friends with bouncers. love my co-worker. watched supernatural earlier and wished both Sam and Dean could be in my pants right this moment. the guys i met at the bar were not half as pretty and i guess i have high standards
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And I don't think this is a nearly embarrasing enough drunk post. Where is the bitching? Where is the typos? Where is the talking about vomit and how it may or may not be in your hair? LADY I AM DISSAPOINT.
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:D The bouncer was super nice, and he was like, "Aww, you're leaving?" and I was like, "Yeeeeeah, I'm a little tired and someone was trying to mack on me and I was like trying to text to tell him I'm obviously not interested." And then we were like blah blah blah and talking about the neighborhood and all. HAHAHA I WISH THE BOUNCERS HERE HAD AWESOME ACCENTS LIKE DAT
Haha, perhaps I am too much of a happy drunk? I have only puked once and seriously it took me a good fifteen minutes of backspacing to type this entry. LOL NEXT TIME I WILL LEAVE THE TYPOS IN I PROMISE <3
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P.S. YOU GET MY NEW GARFIELD ICON. Just because I've been wanting to use it, lololol.
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Have my new lolmes icon to prove how much I laughed at this!
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