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Im sorry but I thought this was the greatest thing I have ever seen:
> THINGS YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE TO BE A REPUBLICAN TODAY:
> Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary
Clinton.
> Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy
> made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad
> guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
> Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade
> with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
> The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest
> national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
> A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
> multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind
> without regulation.
> The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in
> speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
> If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
> A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then
> demand their cooperation and money.
> Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health
> care to all Americans is socialism.
> HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at
> heart.
> Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but
> creationism should be taught in schools.
> A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable
> offense.
> A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is
> solid defense policy.
> Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution,
> which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
> The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George
> Bush's driving record is none of our business.
> Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a
> conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers
> for your recovery.
> You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft
> can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to
> adopt.
> What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but
> what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
> Feel free to pass this on. If you don't send it to at least 10 other
> people, we're likely to be stuck with Bush for 4 more years.
> Friends don't let friends vote Republican.
> THINGS YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE TO BE A REPUBLICAN TODAY:
> Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary
Clinton.
> Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy
> made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad
> guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
> Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade
> with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
> The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest
> national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
> A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
> multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind
> without regulation.
> The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in
> speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
> If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
> A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then
> demand their cooperation and money.
> Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health
> care to all Americans is socialism.
> HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at
> heart.
> Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but
> creationism should be taught in schools.
> A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable
> offense.
> A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is
> solid defense policy.
> Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution,
> which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
> The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George
> Bush's driving record is none of our business.
> Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a
> conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers
> for your recovery.
> You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft
> can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to
> adopt.
> What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but
> what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
> Feel free to pass this on. If you don't send it to at least 10 other
> people, we're likely to be stuck with Bush for 4 more years.
> Friends don't let friends vote Republican.