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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
Im dumb and dont read. I have no book near me. In my cubicle that it.
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
My "Lets make fun of the French" desk calendar.
The comment of the day:
Q: How do you sink a French Batlleship?
A: Put it in water.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Metallica is the last thing I remember.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
2:45pm
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
3:02pm
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Metallica playing And Justice for all. Weird.
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?
About an hour ago to smoke.
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
My email
9: What are you wearing?
All black chucks, jeans, white button up shirt with black pinstripes.
10: Did you dream last night?
Uh yeah, I dreamed that Brian Meyers called me and wanted to fuck.
11: When did you last laugh?
Tom came over to my desk and told me my bra was showing
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
cubicle. im in a cubicle. but i have pictures of morrissey, james dean, johnny depp, brandon boyd (orgasm on paper) interpol cd cover, and geoff from Tiger Army playing his stand-up.
13: Seen anything weird lately?
Jess and i are going through a weird coincidental phase right now. every day it is something creepy.
14: What do you think of this quiz?
i think its a'ight. you didnt ask for my name yet.
15: What is the last film you saw?
uhhhh. zoolander? no! the ring. (DVD)
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
another golf. not a broken one.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
im on my period
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
make everyone stop being assholes to animals
19: Do you like to dance?
course
20: George Bush: is he really doing Dick Cheney?
I am sure. Lets see...we're the only country run by a bush, a dick, and a colon.
21a: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Rayven
21b: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Sid
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Germany
::grumblegrumble:: *gnaw on Robitussin bottle*
What pisses you off?
Created by ptocheia
Im dumb and dont read. I have no book near me. In my cubicle that it.
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
My "Lets make fun of the French" desk calendar.
The comment of the day:
Q: How do you sink a French Batlleship?
A: Put it in water.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Metallica is the last thing I remember.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
2:45pm
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
3:02pm
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Metallica playing And Justice for all. Weird.
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?
About an hour ago to smoke.
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
My email
9: What are you wearing?
All black chucks, jeans, white button up shirt with black pinstripes.
10: Did you dream last night?
Uh yeah, I dreamed that Brian Meyers called me and wanted to fuck.
11: When did you last laugh?
Tom came over to my desk and told me my bra was showing
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
cubicle. im in a cubicle. but i have pictures of morrissey, james dean, johnny depp, brandon boyd (orgasm on paper) interpol cd cover, and geoff from Tiger Army playing his stand-up.
13: Seen anything weird lately?
Jess and i are going through a weird coincidental phase right now. every day it is something creepy.
14: What do you think of this quiz?
i think its a'ight. you didnt ask for my name yet.
15: What is the last film you saw?
uhhhh. zoolander? no! the ring. (DVD)
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
another golf. not a broken one.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
im on my period
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
make everyone stop being assholes to animals
19: Do you like to dance?
course
20: George Bush: is he really doing Dick Cheney?
I am sure. Lets see...we're the only country run by a bush, a dick, and a colon.
21a: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Rayven
21b: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Sid
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Germany
::grumblegrumble:: *gnaw on Robitussin bottle*
What pisses you off?
Created by ptocheia