My Main Friends...
You know, sometimes my friends are really annoying. Nothing in particular is really bugging me at the moment, I just felt the need to complain a bit about them, because I've been noticing these things a lot lately, and they really, REALLY get on my nerves. So here we go...
James...you eat FAR too loudly. It's really disgusting. I wish I had the heart to just tell you to shut your stupid mouth when you eat. It's really quite gross.
Damien...you drank my beer that I left at your place, and then when I made a comment you were all just shrugging about it. And it's not the first time you've done it. At least man up and admit it, because I sure as hell didn't drink 22 beers in those 6 hours last Friday.
John...you need to learn how to use more than one voice when doing impressions. It's really quite sad.
Jarrod...I don't really know you yet, but I have no complaints. Keep on my good side.
JP...you live in Sudbury, move back to Ottawa.
Dev...you're such a bailer. God, you don't have to drink at the bar, but you don't have to leave at 9pm. It's really lame. I mean, we all know your girlfriend has you on a short leash, but seriously...c'mon. Also you talk too loudly...a lot. Work on that.
Bea...um...you know, I don't have any complaints for you either. Thanks for the ride home tonight. It was much appreciated.
And to all my regular friends in general...seriously...you guys need to do a better job of making female friends so when we go out to the bar, I actually have people to talk to and dance with. Really...you guys all suck.
-E
James...you eat FAR too loudly. It's really disgusting. I wish I had the heart to just tell you to shut your stupid mouth when you eat. It's really quite gross.
Damien...you drank my beer that I left at your place, and then when I made a comment you were all just shrugging about it. And it's not the first time you've done it. At least man up and admit it, because I sure as hell didn't drink 22 beers in those 6 hours last Friday.
John...you need to learn how to use more than one voice when doing impressions. It's really quite sad.
Jarrod...I don't really know you yet, but I have no complaints. Keep on my good side.
JP...you live in Sudbury, move back to Ottawa.
Dev...you're such a bailer. God, you don't have to drink at the bar, but you don't have to leave at 9pm. It's really lame. I mean, we all know your girlfriend has you on a short leash, but seriously...c'mon. Also you talk too loudly...a lot. Work on that.
Bea...um...you know, I don't have any complaints for you either. Thanks for the ride home tonight. It was much appreciated.
And to all my regular friends in general...seriously...you guys need to do a better job of making female friends so when we go out to the bar, I actually have people to talk to and dance with. Really...you guys all suck.
-E