Feb 25, 2007 19:31
Sophia: I can't believe you let them do that to you.
Grace: It's not like I had a choice.
Sophia: They took your claws away first, huh?
Grace: Yeah. Under promises of treats. Then they threw me in the water.
Sophia: You looked like such a mangy rat. Even more than usual, I mean.
Grace: I still can't believe it.
Sophia: Well, you were starting to smell a little bit funny.
Grace: It's odiferous camouflage. So I can sneak up on the deer.
Sophia: Grace, you reeked.
Grace: It was all part of my plan --
Sophia: -- to look like an otter with a skin disorder --
Grace: -- and then they put me in the sink.
Sophia: Well, be grateful they didn't use the kitten shampoo.
Grace: ...I suppose there is that.
Sophia: And you've spent all day sulking, so I suppose it's all over with now.
Grace: We'll see....
Meow?