stolen from Ellen.
If I were a month I would be: April
If I were a day of the week I would be: Friday
If I were a time of day I would be: midnight
If I were a planet I would be: Venus
If I were a sea animal I would be: mermaid!
If I were a direction I would be: south
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a big leather laz-y-boy chair
If I were a historical figure I would be: Smokey the Bear (he's historical!)
If I were a liquid I would be: Cachasa (straight brasilian rum made from sugar cane)
If I were a stone, I would be: onyx (its black and shiney)
If I were a tree, I would be: weeping willow
If I were a bird, I would be: hawk
If I were a tool, I would be: electric multi-tasking power drill
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a mushroom no wait thats a mold okay so ill be a Cannabis Leaf
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: stormy weather (lotsa lightning and thunder)
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a bongo drum
If I were an animal, I would be: horse
If I were a color, I would be: burgundy
If I were an emotion, I would be: love
If I were a vegetable, I would be: hmmmm lol. who thinks this one up?! well id be uhm..damn next!
If I were a sound, I would be: giggling
If I were an element, I would be: water
If I were a car, I would be: the black Viper that Willy has
If I were a song, I would be: Morning Star-AFI
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: uhm a director?
If I were a book, I would be written by: Stephen King
If I were a food, I would be: brigadeiro (brasilian candy)
If I were a place, I would be: my room
If I were a material, I would be: fishnet
If I were a taste, I would be: cinnamon
If I were a scent, I would be: vanilla
If I were a word, I would be: padalelipipido (means Cobblestone in portuguese)
If I were an object, I would be: pendent
If I were a body part I would be: hmm what would I be?! id be the eyes
If I were a facial expression I would be: seductive
If I were a subject in school I would be: theater
If I were a shape I would be a: a star
If I were a number I would be: 69
If I were a day of the week I would be: Friday
If I were a time of day I would be: midnight
If I were a planet I would be: Venus
If I were a sea animal I would be: mermaid!
If I were a direction I would be: south
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a big leather laz-y-boy chair
If I were a historical figure I would be: Smokey the Bear (he's historical!)
If I were a liquid I would be: Cachasa (straight brasilian rum made from sugar cane)
If I were a stone, I would be: onyx (its black and shiney)
If I were a tree, I would be: weeping willow
If I were a bird, I would be: hawk
If I were a tool, I would be: electric multi-tasking power drill
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a mushroom no wait thats a mold okay so ill be a Cannabis Leaf
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: stormy weather (lotsa lightning and thunder)
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a bongo drum
If I were an animal, I would be: horse
If I were a color, I would be: burgundy
If I were an emotion, I would be: love
If I were a vegetable, I would be: hmmmm lol. who thinks this one up?! well id be uhm..damn next!
If I were a sound, I would be: giggling
If I were an element, I would be: water
If I were a car, I would be: the black Viper that Willy has
If I were a song, I would be: Morning Star-AFI
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: uhm a director?
If I were a book, I would be written by: Stephen King
If I were a food, I would be: brigadeiro (brasilian candy)
If I were a place, I would be: my room
If I were a material, I would be: fishnet
If I were a taste, I would be: cinnamon
If I were a scent, I would be: vanilla
If I were a word, I would be: padalelipipido (means Cobblestone in portuguese)
If I were an object, I would be: pendent
If I were a body part I would be: hmm what would I be?! id be the eyes
If I were a facial expression I would be: seductive
If I were a subject in school I would be: theater
If I were a shape I would be a: a star
If I were a number I would be: 69