(no subject)
Yesterday was my mom's birthday and she had a big party with candles and lights and loud music and a bartender that made strong drinks!
Notice, the bartender that makes strong drinks. Like, everyone said her drinks were REALLY strong.
They were so strong, my Grandmother got SMASHED! She was so drunk we had to carry her to the bed and the whole way there she was laughing and saying how she "didn't want any damn tea". What a nice memory, hey rememeber that time when Grandma got REALLY drunk?
And I still think it's funny that my first real ordeal with a drunk person at a party is my grandma.
Notice, the bartender that makes strong drinks. Like, everyone said her drinks were REALLY strong.
They were so strong, my Grandmother got SMASHED! She was so drunk we had to carry her to the bed and the whole way there she was laughing and saying how she "didn't want any damn tea". What a nice memory, hey rememeber that time when Grandma got REALLY drunk?
And I still think it's funny that my first real ordeal with a drunk person at a party is my grandma.