58% stoopid
[x] I have walked into a glass/screen door on more than 1 occasion.
[x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
[x] I have choked on my own spit and thought I was going to die.
[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
[ ] I type only with my two pointer fingers.
[x] I have accidently caught something on fire.
[x] Aqua Teen Hunger Force is hilarious.
[ ] I've told a cop to f*ck off and gotten screwed for it.
[x] Escalators make me nervous because I'm scared I'm going to get sucked into the top!
[x] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
[x] I've caught myself drooling on several occasions.
[ ] I've accidently caused an explosion.
[x] If someone says the word "poop", I can't help but laugh.
[ ] I've turned into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
[ ] I've been in a car accident simply because I wasn't paying attention.
[ ] I've been caught driving drunk...
[x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking.
[x] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow
[x] I just tried to lick my elbow.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
[x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
[x] Food has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
[x] I use my fingers to do simple math.
[ ] I've jumped out of a moving vehicle
[ ] I have eaten a bug for $5 or less.
[ ] I have puked in my boyfriend/girlfriend's car.
[x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't
[ ] I pee in the shower.
[x] I have fallen UP the stairs before.
[ ] I forgotten to put the car in reverse and have moved forward rather than backward.
[ ] I've peed my pants when I was drunk.
[ ] I've ran around naked when I was drunk.
[x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. (or in my face)
[x] I have failed a class in school.
[x] I accidently break a lot of things.
[] My friends know not to use big words on me.
[x] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.
[x] I cock my head to the side when I'm confused.
[ ] I've crashed my car into a stationary object
[x] I sometimes start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
[x] I've fallen out of my chair before.
[x]When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
[] I take ADD medication.
[x] I don't get it.
[x]huh?
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[x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
[x] I have choked on my own spit and thought I was going to die.
[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
[ ] I type only with my two pointer fingers.
[x] I have accidently caught something on fire.
[x] Aqua Teen Hunger Force is hilarious.
[ ] I've told a cop to f*ck off and gotten screwed for it.
[x] Escalators make me nervous because I'm scared I'm going to get sucked into the top!
[x] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
[x] I've caught myself drooling on several occasions.
[ ] I've accidently caused an explosion.
[x] If someone says the word "poop", I can't help but laugh.
[ ] I've turned into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
[ ] I've been in a car accident simply because I wasn't paying attention.
[ ] I've been caught driving drunk...
[x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking.
[x] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow
[x] I just tried to lick my elbow.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
[x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
[x] Food has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
[x] I use my fingers to do simple math.
[ ] I've jumped out of a moving vehicle
[ ] I have eaten a bug for $5 or less.
[ ] I have puked in my boyfriend/girlfriend's car.
[x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't
[ ] I pee in the shower.
[x] I have fallen UP the stairs before.
[ ] I forgotten to put the car in reverse and have moved forward rather than backward.
[ ] I've peed my pants when I was drunk.
[ ] I've ran around naked when I was drunk.
[x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. (or in my face)
[x] I have failed a class in school.
[x] I accidently break a lot of things.
[] My friends know not to use big words on me.
[x] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.
[x] I cock my head to the side when I'm confused.
[ ] I've crashed my car into a stationary object
[x] I sometimes start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
[x] I've fallen out of my chair before.
[x]When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
[] I take ADD medication.
[x] I don't get it.
[x]huh?
Tally up your number of x's. Multiply THAT NUMBER BY 2 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE. Repost this with "I am _24% Retarded" as the subject