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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In September I helped evilleprechaun3 across the street (6 points). Last week I put gum in faygofreak666's hair (-12 points). Last Tuesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, causesofdeath (-5000 points). In June I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5006 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
lilbittypoet