THE LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1) You're writing this list to be cooler than jack and levi
2) If you can give urself a wedgie and don't have to have anyone else do it
3) You're excuse for not writing the list over aim is "becuz i'm too dumb on here"
4) If you can write your name in snow without a penis
5) Your dog pisses on the ball you throw for her to fetch
6) You were uncool before uncool was cool
7) If you've ever been more entertaining than the circus
8) If you can go over 2 months without shaving ur legs
9) If you get the rocky thyme stuck in ur head
10) If you've ever ate a crayon at a 14 y/o B day party
11) If your mac and chesse can stick to the wall
12) If you spend more than 8 hours a day on the computer
13) You get stuck on the number 13
14) If you steal your cuzin's deodoriat
15) If you have to look up how to spell deodoriat
16) It took you to get to number 16 to relize you spelled it wrong
17) and really spell it deodorant
18) It takes you 13 years to find your birthmark and mother didn't know about it
19) You just relized you are 14
20) You colored your keyboard becuz it was too white
21) You complain about being cold all the time but never get a hoodie
22) You type faster than a kangaroo
23) You still own the N*sync game and admit it
24) You remember to put the * between the N and the sync
25) You still have the hi ho cherrio game
26) If you still collect highlights
27) If you goal in life is to have a room full of stolen trafic cones and empty faygo bottles and cans
28) If you pee and talk on the phone at the same time while making this list
29) You sing while going to the bathroom
30) You have fallen asleep in the shower and have fallen out
31) You stop at number 31 to go to the bathroom
32) The highlight of your day is listening to your friend flush the toliet
33) You find a bell in your dryer
34) You use to have a tumbler and not a dryer
35) When you see your mom dye her hair and the only thing you can say is "It's about time" and you don't get in trouble
36) You still have N*sync concerts on tape
37) One of your friends has sex in your pants and another friend wears them knowing that it's happened and stains are still there
38) You think it's cool to make this list and tell everyone about it
39) You use a hand can opener becuz ur afraid the eletric one will kill you
40) If your dogs balls ever got chopped off after it bit your friend
41) If you have problems with 7's and 4's in math class (example saying 7-4=5)
42) You use the excuse "I don't remember" becuz you don't want to repeat yourself
43) You play pong for two hours and only win one game
44) If you get caught peeing on a side of a car
45) You call someone else your name and don't relize it
46) You think your mom runs the KKK
47) If you call carrots peaches
48) If you paint up your face and it's not halloween
49) If you've ever watched granny porn
50) Ever thought about Jimmy Nutron porn
51) Of all the trays at your table at lunch YOURS is the one with all the extra food smeared on it
52) Your friend feeds your other friend YOUR salad
53) You use your own experinces to make this list
54) If you have to use the syllables to spell a word
55) You have to ask someone over yahoo or aim how to spell sllyables
56) You stop at 56 to take 5
57) If you've cried durning Top Gun but no other movie
58) If you have to ask your friend what your fav. food is
59) If your excuse for not eating in class when you are is "No I havn't swallowed yet"
60) If you ever told someone that you're related to jesus
61) You get on the computer in the mornings and it seems like only one person is on and it's the same person you talk to every morning
62) You got carrots mixed up with corn
63) you have talked on the phone more than 5 hours to the same person
64) If you say the word fickle over and over again just because it sounds like pickles
65) You make up words from your typos and use then daily
66) If your hands and/or arms are served as your datebook/ notebook/ doodle pad
67) If you can say truthfully "I have purple hair and green roots" or be able to say that about a friend
68) If you sit and watch in amazment someone put their make up on every day at the same time
69) You giggle or laugh when you read this number
70) If you can walk down the hall and hear someone say "Oh, look here comes the freak."
71) If you have fickle writen on your hand and any other "unique" word on your hand
71) You have said the words "I'm surrounded by idiots" and ment it
72) You didn't relize there were two 71's
73) Someone had said "I'm surrounded by idiots" and you agreed that you are an idiot
74) You can sit in a bus seat and someone sit beside you and not notice you're there
75) If you say you're going out with a clown named nino and he doesn't know about it
76) If you have to keep the above secret because you don't want your husband ,naploean, to find out
77) If you claim everyone you dont' want to touch has AIDS
78) If you write with chap stick
79) If you have a third 3rd nipple
80) If you have ever wrote a note in eyeliner
81) If your armpits smell good and you force people to smell them
82) If you have been forced to sniff someone's armpit
83) If someone once convinecd you that your phone number was really there's
84) If you have a fish named Jaws
85) In your past you were a hooting llama
86) If you claim to have a llama in your closet
87) You answer every thing with "something with a pickle?"
88) You refuse to drink the last drink of your soda because it's just backwash
89) You some how still get your friends food on your lunch tray even though they're sitting at another table
90) If you drew yourself a third nipple
91) If you have ever had a nut sac on your head
92) You have no clue what 91 is about
93) If you masterbated to a picture of vin diesel
94) If you brown bag your lunch
95) If you have to look around at lunch to see how people are cool
96) If someone at your friends church has looked at you and started praying
97) If you have to rock back and forth so you don't piss your pants
98) If you can't quit from laughing during reading this list
99) If you know what the shape of the tatto on harry potter's forehead is
100) If you've read every harry potter book
101) If you make up 101 to be cooler than jack and levi
102) If you just noticed that it's not a tatto on his forehead it's a scar
103) If you get confused between scare and scar
104) If you get chapstick on your paper more than your lips caused by tahnee
105) If you get in trouble for making this list in Math class
106) If you're on the third page writing this list in 2 classes
107) If you're doing your math assigment in pink pen
108) If in the past week you've walked up to someone and said "you have offically been pimped"
109) You get legal and illegal mixed up
110) If you have to google as your spell check
111) If you forget to swallow and drool constantly
112) If you have spelled drool drewl
113) If the slowest person in your class has corrected your spell/grammer (example:Moriah and Tahnee)
114) If you have shaved your own head
115) If you hold up the "peace" sign instead of the devil horns
116) If you have to use someone's pen because you put your pencil in someones butt
117) If you can type a whole xanga entry with your left middle finger
118) If you get kicked in the head and your head quits hurting
119) If you write poetry
120) If you claim to have a 16" penis
121) If you've ever hung out in a bathroom
122) If you've ever tried to flush a foam plate
123) If you've ever peed in a cup becuz you were afriad of the bathroom
124) And then poured it on the dirty dishes in the sink
125) If you stare at something you dropped because you don't want to pick it up
126) You collect pens you "borrow" from people
127) You collect pens from your friends church
128) You've snuck out of the house just to get faygo
129) You've snuck out of the house just to get skittles
130) You're white and claim to be Jamacan
131) You're a girl scout
132) You friend tried to join girl scouts but the leader said no
133) You're a guy and have tried to join the girl scouts
134) If you claim to have a detatchable penis
135) You have stains on your wall from your friend throwing chapstick at you
136) You have at one point could not read what was being said on aim/yahoo because you had chesse and chocolate stains on your screen
137) You have tried to feed someone over webcam
138) If you dance to music that only you can hear because it's in your head
139) You watch barney to look for adult humor
140) Someone has told you "sorry I don't speak cow" because you were mooing
141) If you ever hated someone for having the same hoodie as you
142) If you have ever snorted suger or pixie stix
143) If you have ever taken three hours to take a test to see how much of a freak you are
144) You can't have anything on 144 because it is your friends lucky number
145) If you can say you're cold and three people offer you their hoodie
146) If you yawn like a baby
147) If you have said "But dude i lost it" and whatever you were looking for was in your hand
148) If you have blocked someone and they asked you why you havn't been on lately and you say "What are you talking about i was on all day yesterday"
149) If you have ever read one page more than three times in a row and not notice
150) If you just learned that a doney and a horse make a mule
151) If you're not bored of this list yet
152) If you wear the same clothes two day and not noticed
153) If you eat bugs for protein
154) If you have/had collected pokemon cards
155) Under your bed is used as a refrigerator
156) Same goes for your closet
157) If your brother is your supplier for mountain dew and you have to pay him by the can
158) If you forgot you had a pet frog and it died in your room the only reason you noticed was the smell
159) If you brag about not falling down the stairs in more than three days
160) If you ever got attacked by your friends PSYCHO DOG
161) If your friend ever corrected your grammer and you found out later you were both wrong
162) If you have to turn on the water when you go to the bathroom because you don't like to hear yourself pee
163) If u have ur mail box sitting on the road expecting mail but never get it and your mom is outside as i type this fixing it
164) If you wear a cow bell around your neck wanting it to be the newest fashion
165) When someone calls out "loser" you automatically look around and ask "what?"
166) If you ask people to scratch your butt because you're too lazy
167) If you dance to the sound the vacuum makes
168) If you were afriad to eat the watermellon seeds because your mom said a watermellon would grow in your stomach if you did
169) If you get picked on by your teacher
170) When you do something u automatically point to Moriah
171) When you have tots at lunch you have the urge to put them in your pocket and have people chase you down the halls to kick them
172) If you plan to cross out the canidates names and write "I VOTE FOR PERDO" when you get older
173) If you have the tendancy to hump people unexpectedly
174) If you are willing to tackle people and take they're spongebob clothing
175) If you name your sponge spongebob no matter what color when people questin you about it you say he has a tanning problem
176) If you can seriously get off to anime porn
177) If you run to the microwave and end up running into the cabinant and fall to the ground
178) If you have glass fruit on dining room table and you have tried to eat it
179) If your teacher says "goodmorning ugly children" and you simply say "Hi Mr. G"
180) If you take turns doing math homework with your friend
181) You spend so much time at your computer you mom has to vacuum under your chair because of food crumbs
182) You dedicate 182 just to say I LOVE BLINK 182
183) You have actually said the words "oh i'm just that pimp"
184) You can't say the word utter around your friends without them laughing
185) If you have ever had your friend ask you how many utters a cow has
186) If you laugh so hard about the above you fall out of your chair
187) If you have ever put something down the heating vent when you were supposed to throw it away
188) If you ever kick your computer and it quits making the annoying sound (the reason why you kicked it)
189) If you spend over 8 hours on the computer and talk to the same two people
190) If you have enough make up to paint a house
192) You have conversations with your wall
191) You didn't notice that 191 and 192 are switched around
193) If you are deaf in your left ear
194) If people think you're gone when you're just sitting at your computer
195) If you have a collection of drool in a notebook and most of it doesn't belong to you
196) If your friends won't touch anything your dad lets them see because they're afriad it will shock them
197) If you think someones lap is more comfortable than a chair
198) If you use jack as your spell check
199) If you're excited at almost being at 200
200) Scream and celebrate being on 200
201) If you're still not bored with this list
202) abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
203) If you understand why 202 is like that
204) If you answer a questin by sticking your tongue out
205) If you write ozzy on your knuckles daily
206) If you have made your own notbook with the cover of your friends notbook and the back cover of your notebook and paper from people in your math class
207) If you had at one time halloween candy a year old or older
208) If you arn't goint to D.C.
209) If you have ever taped a plate of mac and chesse to your wall
210) If you and your friend have fought over a half peice of gum when you had a full pack
211) If you have ever stolen gum from soneones mouth
212) If you have ever giver your brother dirrections to go somewhere and you have no clue were you're going and end up at the right place
213) If you have ever played kick the can and got your foot stuck in the can
214) If you have ever thrown yogurt on the street and drew a circle around it so you could say it got in the hole
215) If you have ever played fetch and you were the one fetching
216) If you have had an hour convo about food
217) If your friend said something and you don't hear them and you just say "I'm sorry"
218) If you and your friend find a hair on the desk and try to figure out whose it is
219) If you start to freak out becuase you dont' get to sit by tahnee at lunch
220) Thing get on your lunch tray in line and you just go along with it
221) If you manage to spit out more food than you eat
222) If you write this list in band
223) If you dont' understand what is so great about those shirts/purses/pants/jewlery that have the first letter of your name on them
224) If you see someone with the above and start yelling names that start with that letter to see if they turn around
225) If you laugh at the purses with things like "Mrs. Pitt" and "Mrs. Kutcher" on them
226) If you know from experince that peanutbutter can grow mold
227) If you think it's fun to say peanutbutter
228) If you itch your scratch
229) If someone can say a simple sentence and you hear something sexual
230) If you follow a peice of dust around the house and forget about the food you just put in the microwave
231) If you flip through the chanels on your TV to find new comericals
232) If you almost fall asleep in band
233) If you think about details of cartoons (EXAMPLES: Why does Mickey wear gloves? or Why does Porky Pig not have pants?)
234) If you like the name Bo Bice because it's fun to say
235) If you scream when you see "too much" pink
236) If you have asked something to be your pillow
237) If you're afriad lady bugs
238) If you think about how much DNA is in ur poop
239) If you have a joke explained to you and once you understand it it's not funny anymore
240) If out lining a math problem makes you think sexually
241) If the reason your boobs won't grow is because tahnee smacks them
242) you get upset when people don't give you faygo
243) If you think someone is deaf in their left ear because they got ear fooooked
244) If you say foooked enstead of f*cked
245) If your hoodie is just a big napkin
246) If you know why there's ketchup on this list
347) You have to yell at your dog "I'M NOT UR SPECIES" when it's trying to hump you
248) If you burp in the middle of a word
249) You didn't notice that it says 347 enstead of 247
250) If you and your friend get in a fight over a mustard packet
251) If you have a friend that works at McDonalds
252) If you see someone running down the hall with a box of girl scout cookies and a few seconds later you see someone chasing them screaming "NO IT'S MINE!!!"
253) If you and your friend both had the same failing % on a test
254) If you have an obsession with chickens
255) If you have an obsession with squirrels or chipmunks
256) If you refuse to listen to your art teacher becuase you're writing this list
257) If you carried around this list in your pocket all dal thinking of new things for the list
258) If people are shocked you would write in pink
259) If you count the marshmellows in your cercel
260) If your life goal is to screw the presidents wife
261) If you can fit your fist in your mouth
262) If your boobs can tell when it's raining
263) If you want your pink shirt back
264) If you collect pens from the ground
265) If you collect gum from the ground
266) If you're jewelry is nothing but safty pens
267) If you name people's gental organs
268) If a person is in love with your big toe and tummy
269) If you ask to have 269 dedicated to you (matt)
270) If your hobby is to read people's away messages
271) If you take dishes into the shower and clean them to save time
272) If you have ever put a phone a in plastic bag so you could keep talking to them while you were in the shower
273) If you think you can get shocked from your friend droping the phone in the water
274) If you finish the song your friend is humming
275) If you take a notebook to freshmen orintation to keep going on with the list
278) If you have to read your friend a note so you know what YOU were talking about
279) If you still use childish dares (EXAMPLE: I double dog dare you)
280) If you wrap the phone in saran wrap so you can still talk on the phone
281) If you start on this list again after four months.
282) If you have ever played with twist ties
283)If the person you're talking to on the phone is now going to the bathroom
284) If you know what color the blue faygo is (HINT: It's green)
285) If you've ever ran into a tree with a golf cart
286) If your mom hastles you about running into the fence with the golf cart you can say "at least i didn't run into the car"
287) You just agreed you have to make this list to at least 420
289) If you have shorter hair than the guy you want to go out with
290) If you still listen to backstreet boys
291) If you're psyched about the spice girls coming back
292) If you can pick up a 2 by 1 and that's your whole work out for a month
293) If you argue about the above saying it wasn't the only thing you picked up
294) If the person on the phone knows you're going to spell argue wrong and corrects you before you ask
295) If you know what the blue jolt tastes like (HINT: BLUE!!!)
296) If you're afraid of slugs
297) If you just shaved your head yesterday
298) If you stop to go to the bathroom
299) If you're going to the bathroom and your friend asks if you're having fun
300) WHOOP WHOOP WE'RE ON 300
301) If you can sit at the playground and throw rocks at a faygo bottle for over and hour and not get bored
302) And if the only reason you stopped was because it was getting dark
303)If you're going to by your friend levi a terra
304) If your friend levi wants your pink pants
305) If you have had a PB&J thrown at your head
306) If you have made a sandwhich with your friends foot
307) If you mom still hasn't noticed you shaved your head
308) If you're mom buys you a shaver for christmas
309) If you have ever started humming a beachboys song with one of your friends
310) If you mom makes you go away because you're shaking you booty
311) If you're laughing so hard at your friend you can't type
312) If you try to be quiet so you don't have to carry in groceries
313) If your head hurts from laughing so much and you take a break
314) If your grandma buy's you cookies as a secret mission
315) If you get in a good mood from suger cookies
316) If you have an obsession with socks
317) If your other sock ends up at your friends house
318) If you watch big brother
319) If you collect jolt cans
320) If you want an omlette
321) If you wear flip flops around your house all the time
322) If you sneeze and your friend doesn't know what it was
323) If you want to kill all people named ashely
324) If you can get a buzz off of diet coke and M&M's
325) If you have to ask your mom if you have a cousin named ashely
326) If you act like a train
327) If you lose eyeliner under your moms car seat
328) If you have a problem spelling seat
329) If you were at your friends house so long you have your own corner for clothes
330) If you have a tooth brush at your friends house
331) If you have slot machine at your house
332) If you claim food is trying to talk to you
333) If your mom faxes things your herself
334) If you go to the store to buy faygo and you end up buying ice cream and jones soda
335) If you started eating ice cream on the side of the rode while your friend went to buy another soda because you stole hers and buses started passing and you started waving
336) If you hum while you're eating
337) If your friend makes fun of you because of the way you sleep
338) If you try to show your friend something over the phone.
339) If you mom asks you what a plunkett is
340) If you hear your friend made out with someone and you said "finally!!"
341) If you ask your friend if they knew a city was in a certain state and they say "well my dad lives there"
342) If you've ever done the chicken dance and sang mary had a little lamb at the same time
343) If you know what the hard core punk rocker dance is
344) If you know what thrust those hips means
345) If you watch tv with your friend over the phone
346) If you get so bored at someone's house you start to search their room
347) If you can spend 8 hours at the mall and not get bored
348) If you are a flightless bird
349) If you've been called a goddess
350) If you've ever given someone a flower you stole from chick fa la (i know i spelled that wrong)
351) If you shave random people's arms at the mall with your own shaver
352) If you've ever made a potion in the toliet
353) If the only way you can bond with your cousin is to catch things on fire
354) If you think not having chocolate ice cream in your freezer is a sin
355) If you like suger cookies
356) If your grandma has told you she would buy you a case of suger cookies if you got your grades up
357) If you have hiccups right now
358) If you've ever laughed at your friend for almost being beaten up by a group of black chicks (hailie haha she's stupid)
359) oOoOoOoOo we're getting closer
360) If you give yourself pep talks
361) If you claim that you're normal
362) If you've ever made schuyler confused (we have to give an easy one for some people)
363) If you know being retarded isn't a bad thing
364) If you're afriad to go to high school
365) If you're not allowed to call jack's house
366) If your friend can tell your keyboard is sticky over the phone
367) If you have a livejournal
368) If you have a human teddy bear
369) If you are a human teddy bear
370) If you're a flower fairy
371) If you know that Indiana sucks but never want to leave
372) If you wear more than two ankle bracelettes at a time
373) If you know how disgusting plunkett is
374) If you've ever put your friend in the freezer
375) If you wear skating shoes but you're not a skater
376) If you tell your mom you have to feed your gut
377) If you've ever said "I dont' need your back sass"
378) If you forgot the word random
379) If you don't know the meaning of buying things
380) If you forgot were you clothes are and you just set them down
381) If you inform everyone you have a wedgie
382) If you've ever done a dramtic reading of mary had a little lamb
383) If you were rapping and out of no where you say "IN YOUR FACE LIKE 1O GALLONS OF MASE" and it it now you're new catch phrase
384) If you've ever told you mom you smelled like eggs
385) If you're afraid to meet snoop dogg because you're afriad you won't be able to understand him
386) If chocolate makes you happy
387) If your friend can hear your stomach growl over the phone
388) If you and your friend complement each other on your burps
389) If you laugh so hard you choke
390)You are part of a gang and you have a pink bandanne hanging from your back pocket and you go around says Pinks *Puts poth hands together to make a P* Word Nigguh and you just made it up today
391) If out of no where you say "hey we need to think of more things for the list
392) If you're getting/have the newest harry potter book
393) If you and your friend have weird convo's and nobody knows why not even you
394) If you wash your head in the sink with dishsoap
395) If you've ever swam at 12:35 A.M. because Moriah's mom said you couldn't swim until tomorrow.
396) If you can get amused by throwing rocks at a faygo bottle and trying to "score"
397) If you've scored today
398) If you've walked around in the mall with a taco in your poket
399) If you've had a dog you claimed was a sewer rat try to hump your arm
400) WUHU WOOT WOOT WHOOP WHOOP!!! 400!!!!
401) If you can delay your laughter
402) If you know what snogging is
403) If you've stalked people that you have blocked or that have blocked you
404) If you like the movie grind
405) If you like accents
406) If you've ever mistaken your underwear for your swim suit bottems (Tahnee)
407) If you're addicted to natalie imbruglia
408) If you have to record your thoughts for the list on a camera so you won't forget
409) If you made up the word yabble and don't know what it means yet
410) If you have a turtle
411) If you get really excited about using a NEW pan in your NEW house
412) If you thought kum bah yah was one word
413) If you had to look up in a band book to see how to spell it
414) If you can tell us what Kum Bah Yah means
415) If you friend calls you canadain
416) If you can play O Canada better than your own national anthem
417) If you started cooking eggs and relized you don't have a spatula
418) If you just relized you can cook eggs in the microwave
419) If a person that doesn't even like eggs had to tell you that you can cook eggs in the microwave
420) This number does not make you cool
2) If you can give urself a wedgie and don't have to have anyone else do it
3) You're excuse for not writing the list over aim is "becuz i'm too dumb on here"
4) If you can write your name in snow without a penis
5) Your dog pisses on the ball you throw for her to fetch
6) You were uncool before uncool was cool
7) If you've ever been more entertaining than the circus
8) If you can go over 2 months without shaving ur legs
9) If you get the rocky thyme stuck in ur head
10) If you've ever ate a crayon at a 14 y/o B day party
11) If your mac and chesse can stick to the wall
12) If you spend more than 8 hours a day on the computer
13) You get stuck on the number 13
14) If you steal your cuzin's deodoriat
15) If you have to look up how to spell deodoriat
16) It took you to get to number 16 to relize you spelled it wrong
17) and really spell it deodorant
18) It takes you 13 years to find your birthmark and mother didn't know about it
19) You just relized you are 14
20) You colored your keyboard becuz it was too white
21) You complain about being cold all the time but never get a hoodie
22) You type faster than a kangaroo
23) You still own the N*sync game and admit it
24) You remember to put the * between the N and the sync
25) You still have the hi ho cherrio game
26) If you still collect highlights
27) If you goal in life is to have a room full of stolen trafic cones and empty faygo bottles and cans
28) If you pee and talk on the phone at the same time while making this list
29) You sing while going to the bathroom
30) You have fallen asleep in the shower and have fallen out
31) You stop at number 31 to go to the bathroom
32) The highlight of your day is listening to your friend flush the toliet
33) You find a bell in your dryer
34) You use to have a tumbler and not a dryer
35) When you see your mom dye her hair and the only thing you can say is "It's about time" and you don't get in trouble
36) You still have N*sync concerts on tape
37) One of your friends has sex in your pants and another friend wears them knowing that it's happened and stains are still there
38) You think it's cool to make this list and tell everyone about it
39) You use a hand can opener becuz ur afraid the eletric one will kill you
40) If your dogs balls ever got chopped off after it bit your friend
41) If you have problems with 7's and 4's in math class (example saying 7-4=5)
42) You use the excuse "I don't remember" becuz you don't want to repeat yourself
43) You play pong for two hours and only win one game
44) If you get caught peeing on a side of a car
45) You call someone else your name and don't relize it
46) You think your mom runs the KKK
47) If you call carrots peaches
48) If you paint up your face and it's not halloween
49) If you've ever watched granny porn
50) Ever thought about Jimmy Nutron porn
51) Of all the trays at your table at lunch YOURS is the one with all the extra food smeared on it
52) Your friend feeds your other friend YOUR salad
53) You use your own experinces to make this list
54) If you have to use the syllables to spell a word
55) You have to ask someone over yahoo or aim how to spell sllyables
56) You stop at 56 to take 5
57) If you've cried durning Top Gun but no other movie
58) If you have to ask your friend what your fav. food is
59) If your excuse for not eating in class when you are is "No I havn't swallowed yet"
60) If you ever told someone that you're related to jesus
61) You get on the computer in the mornings and it seems like only one person is on and it's the same person you talk to every morning
62) You got carrots mixed up with corn
63) you have talked on the phone more than 5 hours to the same person
64) If you say the word fickle over and over again just because it sounds like pickles
65) You make up words from your typos and use then daily
66) If your hands and/or arms are served as your datebook/ notebook/ doodle pad
67) If you can say truthfully "I have purple hair and green roots" or be able to say that about a friend
68) If you sit and watch in amazment someone put their make up on every day at the same time
69) You giggle or laugh when you read this number
70) If you can walk down the hall and hear someone say "Oh, look here comes the freak."
71) If you have fickle writen on your hand and any other "unique" word on your hand
71) You have said the words "I'm surrounded by idiots" and ment it
72) You didn't relize there were two 71's
73) Someone had said "I'm surrounded by idiots" and you agreed that you are an idiot
74) You can sit in a bus seat and someone sit beside you and not notice you're there
75) If you say you're going out with a clown named nino and he doesn't know about it
76) If you have to keep the above secret because you don't want your husband ,naploean, to find out
77) If you claim everyone you dont' want to touch has AIDS
78) If you write with chap stick
79) If you have a third 3rd nipple
80) If you have ever wrote a note in eyeliner
81) If your armpits smell good and you force people to smell them
82) If you have been forced to sniff someone's armpit
83) If someone once convinecd you that your phone number was really there's
84) If you have a fish named Jaws
85) In your past you were a hooting llama
86) If you claim to have a llama in your closet
87) You answer every thing with "something with a pickle?"
88) You refuse to drink the last drink of your soda because it's just backwash
89) You some how still get your friends food on your lunch tray even though they're sitting at another table
90) If you drew yourself a third nipple
91) If you have ever had a nut sac on your head
92) You have no clue what 91 is about
93) If you masterbated to a picture of vin diesel
94) If you brown bag your lunch
95) If you have to look around at lunch to see how people are cool
96) If someone at your friends church has looked at you and started praying
97) If you have to rock back and forth so you don't piss your pants
98) If you can't quit from laughing during reading this list
99) If you know what the shape of the tatto on harry potter's forehead is
100) If you've read every harry potter book
101) If you make up 101 to be cooler than jack and levi
102) If you just noticed that it's not a tatto on his forehead it's a scar
103) If you get confused between scare and scar
104) If you get chapstick on your paper more than your lips caused by tahnee
105) If you get in trouble for making this list in Math class
106) If you're on the third page writing this list in 2 classes
107) If you're doing your math assigment in pink pen
108) If in the past week you've walked up to someone and said "you have offically been pimped"
109) You get legal and illegal mixed up
110) If you have to google as your spell check
111) If you forget to swallow and drool constantly
112) If you have spelled drool drewl
113) If the slowest person in your class has corrected your spell/grammer (example:Moriah and Tahnee)
114) If you have shaved your own head
115) If you hold up the "peace" sign instead of the devil horns
116) If you have to use someone's pen because you put your pencil in someones butt
117) If you can type a whole xanga entry with your left middle finger
118) If you get kicked in the head and your head quits hurting
119) If you write poetry
120) If you claim to have a 16" penis
121) If you've ever hung out in a bathroom
122) If you've ever tried to flush a foam plate
123) If you've ever peed in a cup becuz you were afriad of the bathroom
124) And then poured it on the dirty dishes in the sink
125) If you stare at something you dropped because you don't want to pick it up
126) You collect pens you "borrow" from people
127) You collect pens from your friends church
128) You've snuck out of the house just to get faygo
129) You've snuck out of the house just to get skittles
130) You're white and claim to be Jamacan
131) You're a girl scout
132) You friend tried to join girl scouts but the leader said no
133) You're a guy and have tried to join the girl scouts
134) If you claim to have a detatchable penis
135) You have stains on your wall from your friend throwing chapstick at you
136) You have at one point could not read what was being said on aim/yahoo because you had chesse and chocolate stains on your screen
137) You have tried to feed someone over webcam
138) If you dance to music that only you can hear because it's in your head
139) You watch barney to look for adult humor
140) Someone has told you "sorry I don't speak cow" because you were mooing
141) If you ever hated someone for having the same hoodie as you
142) If you have ever snorted suger or pixie stix
143) If you have ever taken three hours to take a test to see how much of a freak you are
144) You can't have anything on 144 because it is your friends lucky number
145) If you can say you're cold and three people offer you their hoodie
146) If you yawn like a baby
147) If you have said "But dude i lost it" and whatever you were looking for was in your hand
148) If you have blocked someone and they asked you why you havn't been on lately and you say "What are you talking about i was on all day yesterday"
149) If you have ever read one page more than three times in a row and not notice
150) If you just learned that a doney and a horse make a mule
151) If you're not bored of this list yet
152) If you wear the same clothes two day and not noticed
153) If you eat bugs for protein
154) If you have/had collected pokemon cards
155) Under your bed is used as a refrigerator
156) Same goes for your closet
157) If your brother is your supplier for mountain dew and you have to pay him by the can
158) If you forgot you had a pet frog and it died in your room the only reason you noticed was the smell
159) If you brag about not falling down the stairs in more than three days
160) If you ever got attacked by your friends PSYCHO DOG
161) If your friend ever corrected your grammer and you found out later you were both wrong
162) If you have to turn on the water when you go to the bathroom because you don't like to hear yourself pee
163) If u have ur mail box sitting on the road expecting mail but never get it and your mom is outside as i type this fixing it
164) If you wear a cow bell around your neck wanting it to be the newest fashion
165) When someone calls out "loser" you automatically look around and ask "what?"
166) If you ask people to scratch your butt because you're too lazy
167) If you dance to the sound the vacuum makes
168) If you were afriad to eat the watermellon seeds because your mom said a watermellon would grow in your stomach if you did
169) If you get picked on by your teacher
170) When you do something u automatically point to Moriah
171) When you have tots at lunch you have the urge to put them in your pocket and have people chase you down the halls to kick them
172) If you plan to cross out the canidates names and write "I VOTE FOR PERDO" when you get older
173) If you have the tendancy to hump people unexpectedly
174) If you are willing to tackle people and take they're spongebob clothing
175) If you name your sponge spongebob no matter what color when people questin you about it you say he has a tanning problem
176) If you can seriously get off to anime porn
177) If you run to the microwave and end up running into the cabinant and fall to the ground
178) If you have glass fruit on dining room table and you have tried to eat it
179) If your teacher says "goodmorning ugly children" and you simply say "Hi Mr. G"
180) If you take turns doing math homework with your friend
181) You spend so much time at your computer you mom has to vacuum under your chair because of food crumbs
182) You dedicate 182 just to say I LOVE BLINK 182
183) You have actually said the words "oh i'm just that pimp"
184) You can't say the word utter around your friends without them laughing
185) If you have ever had your friend ask you how many utters a cow has
186) If you laugh so hard about the above you fall out of your chair
187) If you have ever put something down the heating vent when you were supposed to throw it away
188) If you ever kick your computer and it quits making the annoying sound (the reason why you kicked it)
189) If you spend over 8 hours on the computer and talk to the same two people
190) If you have enough make up to paint a house
192) You have conversations with your wall
191) You didn't notice that 191 and 192 are switched around
193) If you are deaf in your left ear
194) If people think you're gone when you're just sitting at your computer
195) If you have a collection of drool in a notebook and most of it doesn't belong to you
196) If your friends won't touch anything your dad lets them see because they're afriad it will shock them
197) If you think someones lap is more comfortable than a chair
198) If you use jack as your spell check
199) If you're excited at almost being at 200
200) Scream and celebrate being on 200
201) If you're still not bored with this list
202) abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
203) If you understand why 202 is like that
204) If you answer a questin by sticking your tongue out
205) If you write ozzy on your knuckles daily
206) If you have made your own notbook with the cover of your friends notbook and the back cover of your notebook and paper from people in your math class
207) If you had at one time halloween candy a year old or older
208) If you arn't goint to D.C.
209) If you have ever taped a plate of mac and chesse to your wall
210) If you and your friend have fought over a half peice of gum when you had a full pack
211) If you have ever stolen gum from soneones mouth
212) If you have ever giver your brother dirrections to go somewhere and you have no clue were you're going and end up at the right place
213) If you have ever played kick the can and got your foot stuck in the can
214) If you have ever thrown yogurt on the street and drew a circle around it so you could say it got in the hole
215) If you have ever played fetch and you were the one fetching
216) If you have had an hour convo about food
217) If your friend said something and you don't hear them and you just say "I'm sorry"
218) If you and your friend find a hair on the desk and try to figure out whose it is
219) If you start to freak out becuase you dont' get to sit by tahnee at lunch
220) Thing get on your lunch tray in line and you just go along with it
221) If you manage to spit out more food than you eat
222) If you write this list in band
223) If you dont' understand what is so great about those shirts/purses/pants/jewlery that have the first letter of your name on them
224) If you see someone with the above and start yelling names that start with that letter to see if they turn around
225) If you laugh at the purses with things like "Mrs. Pitt" and "Mrs. Kutcher" on them
226) If you know from experince that peanutbutter can grow mold
227) If you think it's fun to say peanutbutter
228) If you itch your scratch
229) If someone can say a simple sentence and you hear something sexual
230) If you follow a peice of dust around the house and forget about the food you just put in the microwave
231) If you flip through the chanels on your TV to find new comericals
232) If you almost fall asleep in band
233) If you think about details of cartoons (EXAMPLES: Why does Mickey wear gloves? or Why does Porky Pig not have pants?)
234) If you like the name Bo Bice because it's fun to say
235) If you scream when you see "too much" pink
236) If you have asked something to be your pillow
237) If you're afriad lady bugs
238) If you think about how much DNA is in ur poop
239) If you have a joke explained to you and once you understand it it's not funny anymore
240) If out lining a math problem makes you think sexually
241) If the reason your boobs won't grow is because tahnee smacks them
242) you get upset when people don't give you faygo
243) If you think someone is deaf in their left ear because they got ear fooooked
244) If you say foooked enstead of f*cked
245) If your hoodie is just a big napkin
246) If you know why there's ketchup on this list
347) You have to yell at your dog "I'M NOT UR SPECIES" when it's trying to hump you
248) If you burp in the middle of a word
249) You didn't notice that it says 347 enstead of 247
250) If you and your friend get in a fight over a mustard packet
251) If you have a friend that works at McDonalds
252) If you see someone running down the hall with a box of girl scout cookies and a few seconds later you see someone chasing them screaming "NO IT'S MINE!!!"
253) If you and your friend both had the same failing % on a test
254) If you have an obsession with chickens
255) If you have an obsession with squirrels or chipmunks
256) If you refuse to listen to your art teacher becuase you're writing this list
257) If you carried around this list in your pocket all dal thinking of new things for the list
258) If people are shocked you would write in pink
259) If you count the marshmellows in your cercel
260) If your life goal is to screw the presidents wife
261) If you can fit your fist in your mouth
262) If your boobs can tell when it's raining
263) If you want your pink shirt back
264) If you collect pens from the ground
265) If you collect gum from the ground
266) If you're jewelry is nothing but safty pens
267) If you name people's gental organs
268) If a person is in love with your big toe and tummy
269) If you ask to have 269 dedicated to you (matt)
270) If your hobby is to read people's away messages
271) If you take dishes into the shower and clean them to save time
272) If you have ever put a phone a in plastic bag so you could keep talking to them while you were in the shower
273) If you think you can get shocked from your friend droping the phone in the water
274) If you finish the song your friend is humming
275) If you take a notebook to freshmen orintation to keep going on with the list
278) If you have to read your friend a note so you know what YOU were talking about
279) If you still use childish dares (EXAMPLE: I double dog dare you)
280) If you wrap the phone in saran wrap so you can still talk on the phone
281) If you start on this list again after four months.
282) If you have ever played with twist ties
283)If the person you're talking to on the phone is now going to the bathroom
284) If you know what color the blue faygo is (HINT: It's green)
285) If you've ever ran into a tree with a golf cart
286) If your mom hastles you about running into the fence with the golf cart you can say "at least i didn't run into the car"
287) You just agreed you have to make this list to at least 420
289) If you have shorter hair than the guy you want to go out with
290) If you still listen to backstreet boys
291) If you're psyched about the spice girls coming back
292) If you can pick up a 2 by 1 and that's your whole work out for a month
293) If you argue about the above saying it wasn't the only thing you picked up
294) If the person on the phone knows you're going to spell argue wrong and corrects you before you ask
295) If you know what the blue jolt tastes like (HINT: BLUE!!!)
296) If you're afraid of slugs
297) If you just shaved your head yesterday
298) If you stop to go to the bathroom
299) If you're going to the bathroom and your friend asks if you're having fun
300) WHOOP WHOOP WE'RE ON 300
301) If you can sit at the playground and throw rocks at a faygo bottle for over and hour and not get bored
302) And if the only reason you stopped was because it was getting dark
303)If you're going to by your friend levi a terra
304) If your friend levi wants your pink pants
305) If you have had a PB&J thrown at your head
306) If you have made a sandwhich with your friends foot
307) If you mom still hasn't noticed you shaved your head
308) If you're mom buys you a shaver for christmas
309) If you have ever started humming a beachboys song with one of your friends
310) If you mom makes you go away because you're shaking you booty
311) If you're laughing so hard at your friend you can't type
312) If you try to be quiet so you don't have to carry in groceries
313) If your head hurts from laughing so much and you take a break
314) If your grandma buy's you cookies as a secret mission
315) If you get in a good mood from suger cookies
316) If you have an obsession with socks
317) If your other sock ends up at your friends house
318) If you watch big brother
319) If you collect jolt cans
320) If you want an omlette
321) If you wear flip flops around your house all the time
322) If you sneeze and your friend doesn't know what it was
323) If you want to kill all people named ashely
324) If you can get a buzz off of diet coke and M&M's
325) If you have to ask your mom if you have a cousin named ashely
326) If you act like a train
327) If you lose eyeliner under your moms car seat
328) If you have a problem spelling seat
329) If you were at your friends house so long you have your own corner for clothes
330) If you have a tooth brush at your friends house
331) If you have slot machine at your house
332) If you claim food is trying to talk to you
333) If your mom faxes things your herself
334) If you go to the store to buy faygo and you end up buying ice cream and jones soda
335) If you started eating ice cream on the side of the rode while your friend went to buy another soda because you stole hers and buses started passing and you started waving
336) If you hum while you're eating
337) If your friend makes fun of you because of the way you sleep
338) If you try to show your friend something over the phone.
339) If you mom asks you what a plunkett is
340) If you hear your friend made out with someone and you said "finally!!"
341) If you ask your friend if they knew a city was in a certain state and they say "well my dad lives there"
342) If you've ever done the chicken dance and sang mary had a little lamb at the same time
343) If you know what the hard core punk rocker dance is
344) If you know what thrust those hips means
345) If you watch tv with your friend over the phone
346) If you get so bored at someone's house you start to search their room
347) If you can spend 8 hours at the mall and not get bored
348) If you are a flightless bird
349) If you've been called a goddess
350) If you've ever given someone a flower you stole from chick fa la (i know i spelled that wrong)
351) If you shave random people's arms at the mall with your own shaver
352) If you've ever made a potion in the toliet
353) If the only way you can bond with your cousin is to catch things on fire
354) If you think not having chocolate ice cream in your freezer is a sin
355) If you like suger cookies
356) If your grandma has told you she would buy you a case of suger cookies if you got your grades up
357) If you have hiccups right now
358) If you've ever laughed at your friend for almost being beaten up by a group of black chicks (hailie haha she's stupid)
359) oOoOoOoOo we're getting closer
360) If you give yourself pep talks
361) If you claim that you're normal
362) If you've ever made schuyler confused (we have to give an easy one for some people)
363) If you know being retarded isn't a bad thing
364) If you're afriad to go to high school
365) If you're not allowed to call jack's house
366) If your friend can tell your keyboard is sticky over the phone
367) If you have a livejournal
368) If you have a human teddy bear
369) If you are a human teddy bear
370) If you're a flower fairy
371) If you know that Indiana sucks but never want to leave
372) If you wear more than two ankle bracelettes at a time
373) If you know how disgusting plunkett is
374) If you've ever put your friend in the freezer
375) If you wear skating shoes but you're not a skater
376) If you tell your mom you have to feed your gut
377) If you've ever said "I dont' need your back sass"
378) If you forgot the word random
379) If you don't know the meaning of buying things
380) If you forgot were you clothes are and you just set them down
381) If you inform everyone you have a wedgie
382) If you've ever done a dramtic reading of mary had a little lamb
383) If you were rapping and out of no where you say "IN YOUR FACE LIKE 1O GALLONS OF MASE" and it it now you're new catch phrase
384) If you've ever told you mom you smelled like eggs
385) If you're afraid to meet snoop dogg because you're afriad you won't be able to understand him
386) If chocolate makes you happy
387) If your friend can hear your stomach growl over the phone
388) If you and your friend complement each other on your burps
389) If you laugh so hard you choke
390)You are part of a gang and you have a pink bandanne hanging from your back pocket and you go around says Pinks *Puts poth hands together to make a P* Word Nigguh and you just made it up today
391) If out of no where you say "hey we need to think of more things for the list
392) If you're getting/have the newest harry potter book
393) If you and your friend have weird convo's and nobody knows why not even you
394) If you wash your head in the sink with dishsoap
395) If you've ever swam at 12:35 A.M. because Moriah's mom said you couldn't swim until tomorrow.
396) If you can get amused by throwing rocks at a faygo bottle and trying to "score"
397) If you've scored today
398) If you've walked around in the mall with a taco in your poket
399) If you've had a dog you claimed was a sewer rat try to hump your arm
400) WUHU WOOT WOOT WHOOP WHOOP!!! 400!!!!
401) If you can delay your laughter
402) If you know what snogging is
403) If you've stalked people that you have blocked or that have blocked you
404) If you like the movie grind
405) If you like accents
406) If you've ever mistaken your underwear for your swim suit bottems (Tahnee)
407) If you're addicted to natalie imbruglia
408) If you have to record your thoughts for the list on a camera so you won't forget
409) If you made up the word yabble and don't know what it means yet
410) If you have a turtle
411) If you get really excited about using a NEW pan in your NEW house
412) If you thought kum bah yah was one word
413) If you had to look up in a band book to see how to spell it
414) If you can tell us what Kum Bah Yah means
415) If you friend calls you canadain
416) If you can play O Canada better than your own national anthem
417) If you started cooking eggs and relized you don't have a spatula
418) If you just relized you can cook eggs in the microwave
419) If a person that doesn't even like eggs had to tell you that you can cook eggs in the microwave
420) This number does not make you cool