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um this is for amelia...as in she has to do it because she made me do hers so i said i was going to find a really long one and make her do it...i wanted it to be longer but couldnt find the really long ones, so i guess this will have to do
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1. Who are you? You are Ben, I am Amelia. I messed that one up.
2. Are we friends? If by friends you mean nemeses, then yep.
3. When and how did we meet? It was a dark and stormy night and I picked you up, then freaked out when I realized you had a penis...
4. How have I affected you? You make me warm and fuzzy on the inside... Screw that, I don't know...
5. What do you think of me? I think you act like a senior.
6. What’s the fondest memory you have of me? While we were playing checkers and that guy said he was getting hard because I'm so fucking hot.
7. How long do you think we will be friends? Like forever and ever! Duh! I'll be recruiting you for one of my porno’s, so we'll keep in touch.
8. Do you love me? I do. But only in a sexual way.
9. Do you have a crush on me? I have a crush on everyone.
10. Would you kiss me? If I pretended you were some old lady, or that guy outside of Avenue Q.
11. Would you hug me? I always do. You're the only one who I can hug without getting freaked out.
12. Physically, what stands out? Your enormous penis fingers.
13. Emotionally, what stands out? Your enormous... Something... I don't know...
14. Do you wish I was cooler? Yes, then maybe I could out in public with you.
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 2.3... No, you're at least a 4.
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Ben, because I'm that unoriginal.
17. Am I loveable? Yes...?
18. How long have you known me? For a few years.
19. Describe me in one word. Sosexyeveryonegetsbonersasyouwalkby,evengirlswhodonthavedicks.
20. What was your first impression? I'd do 'im.
21. Do you still think that way about me now? Who don't I think that way about?
22. What do you think my weakness is? Your penis fingers.
23. Do you think I’ll get married? Yes. To some beefy guy in prison named Bruno.
24. What makes me happy? Backstreet boys and sleep.
25. What makes me sad? Amelia and braces.
26. What reminds you of me? EVERYTHING... I mean... Braces and that big red monster on Looney Tunes...
27. If you could give me anything what would it be? A really hot hooker and a video camera so I could tape it... So this would actually benefit both of us.
28. How well do you know me? I'm in your head I know you so well.
29. When’s the last time you saw me? A few months ago, or years...
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t? Yes, one day I wanted to have sex with this kid but he was too close to me and it would be awkward if I told you.
31. Do you think I could kill someone? Yes. Me.
32. Are you going to put this on your Journal and see what I say about you? I don't need people measuring my hotness.
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