Apr 03, 2006 10:29
Backed out of a Longs parking lot. Hit a truck.... $0.
Took a turn too fast on my dad's bike. Ended up in the dirt.... $300.
Took a turn too fast on my bike. Lowsided 100 feet. Roadrash on my toosh.... $0.
Took a turn too fast on my bike. Lowsided. Bike is totalled.... $0.
Car ahead of me stops. I don't.... $80.
Took a U-turn too fast. Lowsided the bike.... $0.
Crashed on a turn at the track. Bike is jacked.... $1400.
Latched my bumper onto a pole. Fixed with baling wire.... $0.
Took a turn too fast on my bike. Lowsided into the dirt.... $1000.
Getting into 9 accidents and not learning a thing.... Priceless.